Vaginity

The turning point where a close male friend becomes a vagina, avoiding all friends and social events for Sunday brunches, Haircuts, Brazilian Waxes, curling competitions, and dog shows.

This is a tragic event to witness.

Friend 1: Yo, do you know where Joe is?
Friend 2: Yup, he found his vaginity

Friend 1: ?
Friend 2: He's become a vagina.

by WillyBeaman November 18, 2009

vagination

-thinking about a female who is not the one you are currently performing fornication unto.

-one must veer thoughts to another more desirable dirty cunts snatch as the one your in is a used up fuck bag.so in order to bust a nut one shall resort to this mental state.

joe:damn, this bitches body is smoking hot but that face was bashed a few times by the ugly stick.
max:no matter bro just use your vagination and it can be any girl you want.

by cunning linguist ps November 3, 2004

vagin

A feminine man.

That guy with the penny loafers is a vagin.

by bebo April 8, 2003

Vaginity

The term used to describe when a gay male has sexual intercourse with a woman for the first time.

Brent: Oh bro, I nailed Sandy so hard last night
Ryan: Dude, I thought you were gay?!
Brent: I am! We've been doing triple c's and hooking up since I lost my vaginity to her last week
Ryan: Sweeet

by BreakingHymen January 25, 2014

vagine

(v) to bleed from the vagina
Inflected forms: vagined, vagining

Aw, man! Josh Babcock vagined all over my sofa!

by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002

Vaginitis

1. the inflammation of the female genitalia
2. a disorder infecting one who's immediate actions may reflect those of a pussy

My friend only drank one beer and he puked, what a case of vaginitis.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

vaginated

one that is considered to be infected with vagina. usually refers to the irrationally thinking woman.

Of course she's gonna give you a hard time, she's vaginated.

by Kenny T. October 15, 2005