On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.
by Hankscolts December 1, 2022

<officer pulls you over and approaches window>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>
by lexographic January 3, 2021

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Going on a date with an ex outside your house, to bring your spark back ,make out and take her home.
by Ghost 404 November 1, 2021

by Chosen_Undead September 24, 2023

by Bryson Tiller Daddy May 4, 2024

person 1: YOOOOO you know that bi**ch with the ti*s
person 2: the one whos husbend is in prison
person 1:i fu**ed her on crack
person2: so a locked up rocked up cocked up
person 2: the one whos husbend is in prison
person 1:i fu**ed her on crack
person2: so a locked up rocked up cocked up
by Calp55 January 1, 2022
