Suffer in your Undies

Used when somebody is whinging about something and you dont care about it and just want to shut them up

Nick: Emily, my pen isnt working!
Emily: Oh Suffer in your Undies

by Charly09 December 20, 2008

creamed my undies

When you get a bit excited and then cream your undies.

Dude! that chick was so hot i creamed my undies just looking at her.

by 1outs September 14, 2014

poo poo undies

Keeping it real to the mutha-fuckin' core. Dogs sometimes exhibit poo poo ness when they look at bathtubs...yo.

bitches eat poo on young jewish camels

yo, where is the nearest poo poo undies convenience shop...git 'r dun

by Wiggity wak November 29, 2006

inter-hot-undies

inter-hot-undies is when you sit too long using the internet and your undies end up jammed.

OH! I'm so uncomfortable, after sitting here for 3 hours using the internet my "inter-hot-undies" are in a jam.

by Mama Geri July 17, 2007

Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!

Kiwi (New Zealand) and Aussie (Australian) slang expressing frustration in an amusing way - as in for something that's really close but isn't quite there yet and would really annoy you because of it (is often used in Murphy's Law situations)

Sally: I only needed 1 more white shirt, but they've all sold out in my size!
Mary: Oh, "Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!"
Sally: Haha yeah - couldn't find any of them either!

Bob: I only needed 2% more to take the village over!
John: Oh! Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!
Bob: lol totally

by AhkNemet1 August 26, 2009

monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

by brownie hound April 30, 2003

Undy-thesia

Akin to a phantom limb but goofier this is the sensation that you are wearing underwear when in fact your skin is bare. Heightened by lack of sleep or laziness in self-care, your skin begins to feel like a barrier of cloth. As tactile hallucinations it is equally harmless and lacking in value.

Undy-thesia sets in a few days after you stop adhering to certain standards of dress. I surprised myself and a homeless man while riding my bike in a skirt into the wind. He gasped, "Oh, thats beautiful!" Like brushing your teeth and not farting in public, put in the effort to maintain certain standards. Treat yo' self.

by Pointlesslywordyredditmoron May 19, 2022