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Famine Underwear

The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.
I haven't done laundry in weeks, so I'm wearing my famine underwear, the boxers I made in home economics in middle school.
Famine Underwear by sharkfoot February 21, 2010
Word of the Day on April 13, 2010

Plan B underwear 

The underwear at the bottom of your drawer that has long ago stopped fitting and is occasionally used when on menstrual cylcle, but will be used when all other panties are dirty. Honestly most people dont know why they even own them, but never thrown away.
The reason why im wearing granny panties today is because I had to resort to my plan B underwear.

Plan B underwear by Bekahboo February 19, 2007

digital underwear 

Something you need to keep yourself safe from the online predators that will try to get you where the sun don’t shine.
I got my digital underwear on 24/7 man, I don’t trust those sleazy fukkas for a second.
digital underwear by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

a poor waif in his underwear 

people who blow their cover as Kremlin propagandists
He called him"a poor waif in his underwear", so he's definitely not a native English speaker

Dirty Underwear Club 

A worldwide underground club that has members who attempt to outdo one another for the most days and nights of wearing the same pair of underwear without washing them.
Late at night when we’re all by ourselves, we log onto the Dirty Underwear Club website with our reports of “another day in the same pair” until one of us pathetic loser dirtbags wins and then it’s a sleazy award that we can’t really show anyone because it’s so disgraceful and disgusting; but we are, in that moment, a winner.

7-layer underwear wrecker 

The massive skid mark left behind after eating, digesting, and farting out Taco Bell. These usually can NOT be washed away.
I am not gonna eat at Taco Bell for awhile, I destroyed my skivies with a 7-layer underwear wrecker. It will never come out.