literal udder

Used as an insult, describing someone who is poorly dressed, and at the same time has a bad haircut and smells funny. Not to be confused with its counterpart, udder, which is used to describe a mother mammals' underside.

"Did you see Zachary? The 15 year old, with ugly, urine colored hair?"
"Yeah, hes a literal udder. Used to be cool, now he cant be anything but a literal udder."

by BingBong,SonOfLingLong October 26, 2022

sig udder

a "significant other" , be it a mammary gland bearing being, OR, one 'sporting' a "skin pastry bag"

udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!

most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!

i'm waiting for my sig udder
my sig udder is going to "turn me on"

by michael foolsley September 27, 2022

sig udder

"significant other" commonly referring to a female, but applicable to those 'packing' a "skin pastry bag" as well !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)

udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !

my sig udder is going to "grind the poison" out of me !

i'm waiting for my sig udder !

by michael foolsley September 27, 2022

Udder

An absolutely wonderful thing, the best thing ever to be created on this universe, the holy udder, the udderest of udderity.

Guy 1: Have you milked a cow using its udder?
Guy 2: WHAT DID YOU SAY UDDER?? UDDER IS A HOLY WORD WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW

by 9.5.1946 was cool April 9, 2022

udder chaos

When you have drunken sex with a girl with huge tits.

We hooked up last night it was udder chaos.

by Richard Manuel March 9, 2021

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Udders

Noun (plural)

Entrants who have submitted to the UD,
URBAN DICTIONARY

"If you look up the word UDDERS, you might be surprised to find out that apart from meaning tIts, gazongers, bristols, melons, jugs or barrage balloons, it also means CONTRIBUTORS TO THE UD the urban dictionary! Wow!"

by TONY of SXW2 May 13, 2024