turlingdrome.

Yet another classic word from the genius of Douglas Adams (read the books if you haven't already). "Turlingdrome" is a word known throughout the Galaxy as a grave insult, equalling the insulting insultiveness of such words as "swut" and "joojooflop." Thankfully, however, it doesn't even come CLOSE to that deadliest of all words: "Belgium."

Enlightened HG2G Reader: "See that guy over there? He's never even picked up the Hitchhiker's Guide, the turlingdrome. He probably doesn't even have a towel."

Random Unenlightened Non-HG2G Reader: "Er, pardon me, but what the hell did you just say?"

by A whelk July 8, 2006

turning japanese

Masterbation. Refers to the look that some men get on their face at the time of climax.

Guys sometimes turn japanese when they watch pornos.

by Chris Paladino March 19, 2003

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

by Nick D May 30, 2006

Mud Turkied

Supremely owned, embarrassingly schooled

"I just totally Mud Turkied you at a game of pool." Which translates roughly in to, "I just beat you so bad at pool that your mother started crying and offered me her body so I would stop destroying you so madKorely".

by Jeremy Slider November 15, 2007

turkish tuck

When a man gets a boner and tucks it up in the waist band of his pants or shorts.

During class I got an erection and the teacher called me up to the front of the class so i had to pull the turkish tuck.

by Beau Ner February 26, 2009

Turkic Pushback

When a Turk fucks a German and rains down cum upon them.

God, that Turkic Pushback really destroyed Maria!

by ISP's cuck August 10, 2023

Turkish sandbar

The act of covering your entire penis with glue and then while it is still wet, rubbing sand all over it. When it is completely dry, give your partner surprise buttsex. This will leave your partner in unbearable pain.

Turkish man: "I gave my wife the good ol' Turkish sandbar while she was sleeping because she cheated on me

American: " here in America we have the boston sandtrap "

by Notarealcamel February 9, 2014