turd

1) A piece of, often brown long and foul smelling, matter that exits out of a persons ass crack during the process of defication.
2) Something that just exited out of my ass crack

3) An exclamation that one may yell in a time of distress

1) Teacher: Now class, what is that thing that comes out of your ass crack?
Class: A turd!
Class dumb kid: Artichoke?

2) Hello, UB viewer. I just took a giant turd

3) Person 1: Ur mom just died.
Person 2: Ohhhh TURD!!!

by ...Ud editor... December 24, 2007

turd

A type of doughnut. Those cruellers that are crescent shaped, and pinched on the ends. They are brown with a clear glaze.

Hey, let's go to da bakry n get some turds and joe, yah?
Ya! Dang, I'm so hungry, I could eat tree of 'em.

by nixtheshrubbery April 15, 2008

turd

1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
3. a male heterosexual

That turd was definitely going to be paying off some whore in order to get some pussy tonight!

by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! May 28, 2007

turd

its a thing that brown

ohh i saw a turd today

by shiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttt May 17, 2008

Turd

What congress is now being paid to provide to the American people.
The legislative process output.
The result of too many lawyers thinking about things.

Congress is spending a lot of time and tax payer money to try to pass that turd.

by Loqucious-T March 19, 2010

Turd

New Zealand slang for a penis

Suck my turd bro
Oi bro put your turd back in your pants

by notformeyafuckinfool May 5, 2015

turd

A turd so big that your cheeks turn red and your ass implodes and you start bleeding out of your ass.

Bob just ate three Big Macs at Mcdonalds and went home and took a turd so hard, his ass exploded and he died.

by a shit so big ur ass implodes April 15, 2015