Cortenious Flame Torch

A Toxic Community, Place, or Being, that disrupts other fandoms, or cities for its own good, but supports anyone that supports it, and only it. tho the creation of it turns out great.

I.E. North Korea, Kagic communities, a abusive wife.

I live with a cortenious flame torch, and in a cortenious flame torch

by TheWordArtist101 October 17, 2020

Pulling a Turco

Pulling a Turco is an excuse of the lamest proportions. This is typically an excuse given at the last minute after multiple promises of coming to Jiu-Jitsu class and/or an open mat. Examples of pulling a Turco can be any or all of the following :

1) Work got the best of me today.

2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.

3) I have to babysit my parakeet.

4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.

5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.

Training partner 1: Open mat is on fire today, where is Tom? He promised he would come today.

Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.

Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.

Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.

by Zeebot July 1, 2021

human blow torch

The art of becoming a torch by blowing alcohol out of your mouth and lighting it with a match or lighter to produce a large flame.

Craig did a naked beer bong on top of the wall while Adam did the human blow torch behind him!!

by Craig Swoboda September 18, 2005

blow torch

This is an AM radio station of 50,000 watts.

I work for a blow torch station. 50,000 watts baby, Anchorage to Anaheim.

by slightly askew May 9, 2009

Truchan

to be the coolest person on this earth.

Wow, that guy is so Truchan!

by khan6 December 21, 2008

Tiki Torch

(V.) The act of ejaculating on a woman, then lighting the jizz on fire.

Reggie: "Yo man you have a good time at that party last night?"
Jarvis: "Fuck yea dude I Tiki Torched the shit outta' some girl so bad she's as crisp as a faggot's butthole!"

by Justin Xsen October 20, 2010

the human torch

taking the skin of your nut sack and pulling it over the top of your penis while your partner nibbles or sucks on your balls.

The longer the pubic hair, the better looking the flames. Fire crotches resemble the flames even more

I was trying turn up the heat on our relationship, so i pulled out the human torch. It got that bitch all hot and my balls got nibbled on.

by R-fresh November 30, 2007