tumbleweed moment

A tumbleweed moment is when someone says something awkward and nobody says anything for some time.

Person 1: OMG I just got a pet dog, I love him so much!
Person 2: I know right, I love dogs too! They taste especially great in gravy.
Person 1: Um...
Person 3: What a tumbleweed moment.

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by WantANaziCookie? January 10, 2011

Texas tumbleweed

The accumulation of pubes found on bars of soap

When I used my friends bathroom, to my amazement I picked up the soap to find a large Texas tumbleweed on it

by Bootyman November 10, 2014

timbuktu tumbleweed

When a man and a woman roll into a ball and roll around naked in their home.

Dude my legs are so sore after I gave my girlfriend a timbuktu tumbleweed last night.

by D34th5grip August 19, 2017

Hillbilly Tumbleweed

When a pouch of chewing tobacco blows with the wind much like a tumbleweed would in the desert.

When I was in the middle of nowhere (where the air smells like cow shit) I saw many hillbilly tumbleweeds fly across the road.

by Patmaguchi August 16, 2009

flameing tumbleweed

is when u lite the bush on fire and punch him or her in there face

set her bushy vagina on fire and punch her in the face and watch her roll.... the flameing tumbleweed

by big country from wakulla August 14, 2010

urban tumbleweed

just like the rural tumbleweed..

likes to make an appearance during awkward silences but it is a little old man / woman on a mobility scooter.

they have incredible timing and can go up to 12 mph but seam to slow down to be more painful.

while jack was waiting for the pun in his joke to be laughed at the urban tumbleweed made its appearance.. and slowly slid passed.

by sinbad........................ March 21, 2010

Urban Tumbleweed

A tuft of pubic hair rolling down sidewalks and streets as it is blown by the wind. Evidence of the homeless adopting manscaping, urban tumbleweeds are often home to fleas and lice.

"Watch out!", the man yelled as he held back the woman, allowing the urban tumbleweed to roll past in front of them and narrowly miss her open toed shoes. "It must be from several blocks away, it's picked up a gum wrapper and lint", she noted.

by j.e.p November 21, 2010