taffyfart

n. flatulence that closely trails the releaser and follows in a thin path like taffy. often associated with crop dusting but with a foul, lingering, aroma that will not dissipate and that holds its position.

Bob's taffyfart was so rank that the pathway from the printer to the coffee machine had to be avoided at all costs for several minutes.

My taffyfart follwed my every step around the office causing much grief for all in its wake.

by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008

Tuff-Snubs

Similar to "tough luck, pal," tuff-snubs is used in response when someone has an unfortunate event happen to them.

Dick: "Oh no, I just dropped my peanut butter and jam sandwich on the dirty, dirty floor!"
Jane: "Tuff-Snubs!"

by wuxdoc May 1, 2013

taffy pull

a hand job at the state fair

bro just got a taffy pull in the portapotty bro!

by chefmike February 28, 2016

Tuff Cup

The pivotal cup in a game of beer pong

“I just hit the last cup in a game of beer pong......tuff cup!”

by Dontouchmymoney6 August 26, 2018

Tuffley

Someone who is fully aware of what is going on although others around him might be confused.

"Mate, what just happened?"
"Yo dawg, a guy stole your jacket while you were buying a drink!"
"Damn! You such a Tuffley!..... I want my jacket back though."

by Onthemoro June 8, 2019

tuff puppy

a show that turned kids into a furries

Dwayne: did you see tuff puppy
ben: yeah, kitty kaswell is fucking hot i wanna fuck her
Dwayne: furry

by Supremekaiuhhh September 28, 2020

99 tuff

Slang common among those who play the madden NFL video game. "99" represents the highest rating in a caqtegory. "Tuff" is exactly what it sounds like, tough. But the fact that it was spelled with two F's makes it that much cooler. The term carries over into everyday random conversations which makes it funny.

"Did you see Marty take that punch like it was nothin?"
"Yeah man, he is totally 99 tuff brah."

by STRiKER45 February 1, 2010