by Kyle the Wordsmith September 26, 2016
When you drop out of high school in grade 9, get pregnant before you're 20, and spend the rest of your days glued to Fox News
by Theamazingkodi March 22, 2015
When you move to California and manage to get caught in a rip tide and almost drown, get stung by a stingray, and get a sunburn all in the same day. It’s a right of passage.
“I went to the beach for the first time since moving out here and I got the California hat-trick.”
“Nice. You’re officially a Californian now.”
“Nice. You’re officially a Californian now.”
by xLonnie July 14, 2021
Hat trick is when an individual who is partying way to hard, for way to long, completes the cycle of embarrassment which is puking, pissing, and shitting all over themselves. Pooped em', Pissed em', and Puked em'!!!!!!!!!!!
"Eric came to my party last night and performed the God damn Cincinnati hat trick!!!!!"
"Congratulations on your recent Cincinnati hat trick Alex! Hope you know a good dry cleaner."
"Congratulations on your recent Cincinnati hat trick Alex! Hope you know a good dry cleaner."
by Hennel March 26, 2014
by Freejkb May 26, 2016
To score with a young chick, an old chick, and a Cuban chick all in the same day. Named for the 3 most prominent populations in Florida.
I had sex with a widow this morning, and her daughter this afternoon. all I need is a Cuban and I have myself a Tallahassee Hat Trick.
by jbm321 February 10, 2012
you go out with your friends and throughout the evening you manage to make out with or hook up with three canadians... the canadian hat trick.
by hairydan February 03, 2010