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trail bunny

Trail bunny (noun) a woman who dates professional dog mushers. Generally used to refer to women that hop from one winner to the next each season.
Damn, check out Brent Sass's new girl. Wait, didn't she used to be with Dallas Seavey?

Ya, she's a total trail bunny
by Montana moonshadow July 31, 2016
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Trail mix

A mixed person. Most likely used as a insult...
by Tweakin al April 11, 2017
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trail to paradise

The trail of pubic hair from the belly button to the genitals.
I'm hiking the trail to paradise tonight!
by Annonn689432 December 29, 2018
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Trail Mix

When someone is apart of many ethnicities. Too many to name.
by Queen._.deja29 June 13, 2021
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trail boner

A male runner who goes a little over the top when it comes to other runners. This type of displayed envy and drama is not well received. Fellow runners will roll their eyes in annoyance.
Man, that guy needs to dial it back. He gets a trail boner anytime (that runner) is around…
by NatashaRomanov October 15, 2022
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Trail Boss

by Bitbythewolf February 20, 2023
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Trail Mix

The act or process of secreting a combination of blood, urine, and semen from any one oriface by means of spontanious paristaltic contraction.

The first recorded instance of Trail Mixing was Performed by St Anthony the Great in the year 350. After spending a week in the desert in uninterrupted prayer, he miraculously Trail Mixed on the seventh day by divine command. This is also the only recorded instance of spontanious Trail Mix without stimulus in the history of mankind, although there have been stone age cave heiroglyphs depicting acts beleived by some historians to be of relation to a primitive form of Trail Mixing.

The term originates from the latin root "Nutus" which means semen. Nuts are always a primary ingredient in trail mix, as nut is always a primary ingredient in "Trail Mix".
My girlfriend was strokin' my shaft in the car and I closed my eyes and crashed into a brick wall at the exact moment I ejaculated. I pissed my pants in fear and jizzed at the same time the steering wheel hit my eurethra, which caused internal bleeding, and i proceeded to Trail Mix onto the car stereo.

Whilst masterbating to an action figure of Ghandi mounting a zebra, my pen pal dropped a nativity set on my crotchal region and I Trail Mixed onto his wisemen.
by Captain Stratusphere September 1, 2010
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