Scrotum totem

Aregardless naked males, regardless of sexual orientation, whose scrotums vertically adjacent.

I awoke to find myself serving as the base of a scrotum totem.

I hope Josh brings the d-nuts to tonight's scotum totem because nothing gets me hungrier than a hot stack of scrote.

by Bookbag Boys June 3, 2011

totem

When several men of gay or bi-sexual orientation sit on each other during sexual intercourse; also called the vertical masterchain.

Erez, Evan, Mike and Sam enagaged in the totem position until the late hours of the night.

by i'm totally wasted on heroin August 5, 2005

totem polling

to have three or more guys stack on top of each other to create a totem poll.

"dude I was tottaly totem polling it last night with these dudes I met at the club"

by alex GORSKI! January 17, 2009

totem-head

Someone who pops totem-shaped benzos like xanax, ambien, etc (totem-poles).

I betcha Baron Kaker from HR is a totem-head. She's a spaced-out GRRRR-momma.

by spudmonkey69 April 1, 2005

Totesmoist

Totally Moist

Her vagina was totesMoist

His anus was totes Moist

by Wozza91 August 16, 2018

Slime Totem Pole

Don't Ask

She has been playing slime totem pole all day long.

by bpawn May 12, 2009

Human Totem Pole

A girl lays down with her chest touching the floor and her face looking straight up (chin to floor); a guy then sticks his penis inside of the girls ass and proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her while placing his head, looking up, on top of hers; next (Straight) a girl with a strap sticks the dildo inside the guys ass, or (Homosexual) a guy sticks his fully erect penis inside of the other guys ass, and then proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her or him placing her or his head on top of his; next a guy sticks his penis inside the girls or guys ass and proceeds to lay down on top of her or him placing his head on top of hers or his forming a connected totem pole of human heads.

Best friend: “Bro, couples night got crazy last night. We had 6 people in a Human Totem Pole. It was badass.”

Or

Ex-best friend: “Bro, I’m sorry. I thought it was my turn in the human totem pole.”

by ClaRak January 21, 2020