Torque

The definition of torque is: when you wake up in the morning with a raging hard-on and go into the bathroom to take a piss
as you push down on it to aim it toward the water your feet kick out backwards from under you and your face bounces of the rim of the bowl. Now that is torque/torqued

see definition for the word torque
I saw a super beat up looking homeless person today, poor guy was totally torqued.

My buddy broke his truck four wheeling today, I saw it and it looked fucking torqued.

I watched a dude take to big of a bong hit today and it totally torqued him

by Dirty G in S.C. October 24, 2009

Torque the Pork

The process of ravaging a piece of meat

I'm going to torque the pork tonight!

by Metaflare February 5, 2015

Torquereaphobia

The irrational fear of torture or of being tortured.

Jeff was so consumed by torquereaphobia that was unable to attend the museum exhibit about ancient torture methods.

by BlackCharcoal April 24, 2019

reverse torque wrench

Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'

I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV

by Bearfucker June 5, 2014

reverse torque wrench

Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'

I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV

by Bearfucker June 5, 2014

rage torque

When you become so infuriated at a message or situation while holding your smartphone and it subsequently becomes broken or bent.

I was soon angry that Facebook was down that I rage torqued my iPhone

by SigmaChad November 12, 2015

true torque

When you wake up in the morning with a piss filled hard-on and as you push your erection down into the toilet your heels lift off the ground.

I passed a true torque piss this morning.

by Suh.dudee December 7, 2017