toolamba

a dingey little town in Victoria Australia like shepparton but smaler and crappier. Often referred to as a hole, which it is!

Guy one: OMG, get the town ladder, it rained and the tolambian's are drowning
Guy two: So?
US: Stupid toolamba, oh well we deserve to die, thats what we get for living 800 meters bellow sea level

by Fish food is lame December 12, 2008

toolarred

A tool wearing a collared shirt

look at that fuck wit wearing the toolarred shirt

by jm0069 September 29, 2009

toocan knows

When you get a wiff of a certain smell in the air and an urge comes over you to follow the smell with your nose.

#1. Did you smell that?
#2. No
#3. (with nose raised High in the air) Follow me.
#4. Where are you guy's going?

#1. Follow the nose toocan knows

by gangstagoldfish April 25, 2011

tootanami

The wave of flatugenic noxious fumes that is inescapable, no matter your intended escape route.

The tootanami decimated my friends' nasal cavities, in spite of a quick exit down the hall, away from the noxious wave lurking under my comforter.

by jaylove2 June 19, 2011

tomlane

Tomlane is a danish word for paedophile.

Oi, leave that child alone. Stop being such a tomlane.

by bae_xoxo May 23, 2016

toolen

A fucking bitch of a girl that thinks the only way to get over a person is by leap frogging from dick to dick

Person 1: Man she's such a slut, she thinks sleeping with other guys will help her get over her ex
Person 2: Yeah! She's acting like a Toolen!

by percylandia October 11, 2017

Toolin

When niggas start shooting.

I was at the hotdog stand and them grove street broke bois started toolin

by Was shot at recently September 9, 2018