towson university

very slutty girls..be careful with the STD factor..you might just end up with an itchy crotch after just one night of funn

i went to towson university and came home with crabs.

by himynameisbob April 25, 2006

Tomsyndrome

Noun- When someone or thing's heart just cannot get enough of the growing phenomenon that is Tom Ryan Millar, we have decided to call it a syndrome because you get "hooked" on Tom

Most women in Marbella, Spain alot of them have Tomsyndrome

by TommyBoi March 3, 2009

towson town center

a mecca for the preppy rich kids living in the surrounding areas. A mall full of collar-popping princes and princesses. Almost all of the people who shop here have entitlement issues - meaning that they feel that they are entitled to everything, and don't give a damn whether or not they knock you over getting to it. Don't try to get service in any of the stores, unless you are wearing some piece of identifiable Tiffany's jewelry, or are wearing a rolex. Also, a huge daycare center for teenagers after school lets out for the day.

Let's go to Towson town center?
I'll go get my daddy's credit card and put it in my Louis Vuitton bag.

by towsonite19 July 28, 2008

Tomdonkey

Trying every sexual perversion you read on the internet on girls you pick up and still only getting a kick from a donkey for your troubles

you try a monkey face but get a donkey punch for trying such a stupid thing.
Your a Tomdonkey

by cjgdrgsergw November 12, 2008

towson

Towson is not the "lax center" of maryland and even if it is those kids are total douchebags. YOU'RE NOT COOL LOOKING. These kids will never grow up and the rest of us have to see them everyday. Plaid shorts, polos, and whatever stupid ass shoes they choose are all gay as shit. Skating has always been important here and Towson's considered a northern part of Baltimore to most people. Crabs are good. Fuck lacrosse and the shitty music they all listen to

Lax douche 1: Hey wanna go shopping in towson for polos and plaid shirts and pose in the mirror???
Lax douche 2: YES! right after i treat girls like shit and beat off to a picture of myself
Lax douche 1: awesome i'm going to have an easy fuckin life thanks to my rich dad and gold digger mom and only be good at sport stats or some ESPN job.

Lax douche 3: Lil' Wayne dawg!
Black kid: Go fuck yourself

by fuckyouandyoursport November 16, 2011

tomonobu itagaki

creator of dead or alive who has a face that looks like patricks ass. He even said so.

Tomonobu Itagaki was on g4techtv's icons and when Patrick saw him, he was all like "damn, that guy's face looks like my ass."

by toki toki March 30, 2005

Towson

One of the worst kinds of suburbia; Where the weird kids and the outcasts can't feel sorry for themselves since its not a "white picket fence" area, but where they're always surrounded by republican, conservative "laxxerzzz" and their plastic surgery-high mothers who have too much money to be living in that area, but do anyway.

Me: Get me out of here
Me: Please let me go to college now
Me: Only not at Towson U cause that'd suck balls
Me: Please
Me: Fuck

by AnonnymousHooker September 29, 2011