Tiny toenails

When the toenail ratio is much too small compared to the rest of the toe.

WTF is wrong with your tiny toenails?

by legion20 April 5, 2021

Toenail Cleaver

When you chop off ones toes with a cleaver and add it to tacos

"DUDE I JUST GOT TOENAIL CLEAVERED!"
"They were some nice tacos tho"

by HARDLY AMAZING FACTZ January 31, 2020

toenails

the tiny trim buds from a marijuana plant

i told my budtender -'i dont want any toenails only the big fluffy buds'

by c fonteneau May 12, 2018

Broken wet toenail

If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.

"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"

by Koomist February 23, 2021

Devil's Toenails

Usually consumed by starving Dead Heads and Hippies, Devil's Toenails are simply a crushed-up version of Ramen noodles without the liquid, usually with whatever flavor packet is included.

"We're all so strung out on acid that we can't even heat up a cup of water. It looks like we'll be eating Devil's Toenails again tonight for sure!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 22, 2023

bag those toenails

To want somebody dead - usually an ugly or unlikeable person

Samantha is so grody.

Yeah, somebody should bag those toenails.

by Stephen the W. August 26, 2006

left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail

i need me a left ring toenail grease maker

by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024