toenails

a yummy treat at night

Me-Yo ima eat some toenails tonight
Timothee-thats hella tight

by g d fccdx May 17, 2020

Toenail

A glove over another glove
What little kids try to put in their mouths

Toenail

by TheOneAndOnlyDipshit March 12, 2021

Toenails

Someone who is jammed soooo far up someone else's ass-hole that the only visible thing that's sticking out is their toenails. A brown-noser, a teacher's pet, a suck-up.

Robert: Did you see Toenails sucking up to the boss earlier?
Nick: Yeah bro, I puked in my mouth a little bit. What a dick.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Toenails

Someone who is jammed soooo far up someone else's ass-hole that the only visible thing that's sticking out is their toenails. A brown-noser, a teacher's pet, a suck-up.

Robert: Did you see Toenails sucking up to the boss earlier?
Nick: Yeah bro, I puked in my mouth a little bit. What a dick.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

toenail

yummy

"i eat toenails"

"yum"

by toenailmuncher123 January 19, 2024

toenail dirt

that black shit you got under ya toenails

i tried to suck some toes but this nigga had toenail dirt

by Cocojah September 9, 2019

toenail art

When you make your uncle mad so he convinces you to visit that art museum in paris as part of an elaborate plan to execute revenge when really it was closed but you didn't know that so you go in there and think it's weird that there's no people but don't think too much of it and then you are in the classical art section but you actually think you're in the gift shop so you buy a souvenir but really the original mona lisa and then the next day you see on the news someone stole the mona lisa and you think to yourself what dumb person would do that and while your eating your fruit loops the fbi knocks on your door and they find the painting in your refrigerator and arrest you and you realize you stole the mona lisa.

Remember that time Uncle Randy toenail arted me? Haha! I thought I was going to the electric chair!

by buttcrack!!!!!!!!!! July 2, 2016