by whatareyoulookingathm March 3, 2021
Get the Tori mug.tori is a bitch and she is really racist to you or anybody in general. She is a nightmare and would kill you and she really hates Mexicans. If she see you she will call 911 cause of race and will throw coconut rice at you. she is a bully and will pull a gun at you and rob you. She will come to your house and kidnap you.
by Anonymous#2658 November 23, 2021
Get the Tori mug.Tori is the sexiest lil mamazita alive. She classically is referred to as Mama Milf or The Mega Milf. Whenever she is sighted in the far distant miles riding off into the sunset, everyone says the chorus of "all hail The MIlfinator" and the men respond with bashing their bellies against the wall.
No one stands a chance if they don't prepare for the shining light of grit and determination that comes out of tori. They might not even make it out alive.
List of items needed to pack for a tori sighting:
- Binoculars (you need to see that thicc and woke ass up close and personal)
- A empty bottle (when she sweats get all that goodness in the bottle and drink it, its holy water)
- A speaker + The big J playlist (Mama Milf commands you to play JB at all times)
No one stands a chance if they don't prepare for the shining light of grit and determination that comes out of tori. They might not even make it out alive.
List of items needed to pack for a tori sighting:
- Binoculars (you need to see that thicc and woke ass up close and personal)
- A empty bottle (when she sweats get all that goodness in the bottle and drink it, its holy water)
- A speaker + The big J playlist (Mama Milf commands you to play JB at all times)
Person 1: What's that speck of dust in the distance
Person 2: *whips out those binoculars* OMG thats tori Mama Milf, thats The Mega Milf, thats The Milfinator!!!!!!
Person 1: gets run over by a bus
Person 2: Jumps off a bridge
Person 2: *whips out those binoculars* OMG thats tori Mama Milf, thats The Mega Milf, thats The Milfinator!!!!!!
Person 1: gets run over by a bus
Person 2: Jumps off a bridge
by dont like JB?WANNA PIECE OF ME February 20, 2022
Get the tori mug.Tori is known for having the god of all penis’s. her dick is so fucking big even god himself is questioning wether he’s packing or not. tori’s will usually weigh more bc of just how outrageously huge her cock is. her back often gets sore bc of how humongous her shlong is.
guy 1- wow she walks funny
leprechaun - haven’t you heard? man she has the biggest horse cock ive seen.
guy 1- seen?
tori- wanna see too?
leprechaun- omg does that mean i get to see it again? 😫
leprechaun - haven’t you heard? man she has the biggest horse cock ive seen.
guy 1- seen?
tori- wanna see too?
leprechaun- omg does that mean i get to see it again? 😫
by squeegee_mern July 30, 2022
Get the Tori mug.Tori is slang for cocaine, yayo, coke, or snow. The euphemism gained popularity in the late 90's in the southern California region, eventually spreading and gaining use in northern Califoria circa 2002. While the use has been largely in the California area, use of it has been reported on the east coast as well as international locations.
In addition, it can be used twice in a sentence to suggest large amounts or 'going on a bender'.
In addition, it can be used twice in a sentence to suggest large amounts or 'going on a bender'.
1. Let's do some Tori and get the party started.
2. I'm looking for some Tori Tori, how much?
3. I can't belive you do Tori, just joking, I do too, let's do it together and fool around all night long.
2. I'm looking for some Tori Tori, how much?
3. I can't belive you do Tori, just joking, I do too, let's do it together and fool around all night long.
by Itinerant September 27, 2007
Get the Tori mug.a bitch that has 100% been diagnosed with BIG GAY
avoid at all costs unless you want the big fat gay
also an ex-hoe
avoid at all costs unless you want the big fat gay
also an ex-hoe
by mattybAked September 16, 2018
Get the Tori mug.Tori- An honest, loving loyal to a fault woman. Never was or is a knockout, but has great eyes, bright smiile, long wavy brown hair, gets prettier the longer you look at her, always a lean body and athletic, loves deeply and has a presence that lights up every place she is. Naive and the best doormat, easily forgotten
I used to hang out a lot with Tori, she was always happy and could make a bad situation good. Great at sports and a great mom, always had my back and there to help. She called me one time stranded on the road and needed a ride, it I didn’t answer the phone and forgot to listen to the message. Huh, I never did call her to make sure if she was ok? She let me borrow her car for like a week one time, haven’t talked to her since
by thedutchess38 January 30, 2018
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