by Anonymous2223 June 22, 2022
Get the Tamara And Temidemug. A small blonde with a very loud voice. Though she is beyond words, any sad attempt at a singular definition for such a wonderful creature may include the words cherishable, gorgeous, delicate, and dream like. Inspiration is easily bred and harvested from the essentials of her looks, personality, and uniquity. Possesing assets to turn heads, a slender and curvatious form with skin akin to white lace laid upon silk. Though she may not be of a tall stature, she manages to make petit look like a God-given gift. Though she owns a stunning and striking body, one cannot, for any single moment forget the depth and absolute wonder that comprises the core of herself. Her personality. With a smile that could outshine the sun she manages to balance a strength and fragility that, instead of walking a razors edge, caresses it. With a sillyness that melts together with her seriousness, to give way to her fire and passion, made perpetually innocent (no matter what she's done) by her childlike nature. Tamara is not perfection. She has many faults. It is this reason above all else that makes her who she is. She does not need to be perfection, because she is human. One beautiful in almost every way. Though she does not see it or believe it. There is nothing but to gain through knowing her and those that would hurt her are lessened by their arrogance and hateful spite and jealousy. That's all it is.
Alexander: Did you see the sunrise this morning?
Devin: We're in school...
Alexander: I know... I just saw it walk down the hall towards us and brighten my day.
Man 1: Hey dude, who's that girl over there?
Man 2: The cute blonde?
Man 1: Yeah, that one.
Man 2: Shit man, do you know nothing? That's Tamara.
Man 1: I think I've heard that name before...
Man 2: I'm not surprised. Tamara Kemp?
Man 1: Yeah! That's the one that everyone likes.
Man 2: It's such a shame that she doesn't think so, just because of some people.
Devin: We're in school...
Alexander: I know... I just saw it walk down the hall towards us and brighten my day.
Man 1: Hey dude, who's that girl over there?
Man 2: The cute blonde?
Man 1: Yeah, that one.
Man 2: Shit man, do you know nothing? That's Tamara.
Man 1: I think I've heard that name before...
Man 2: I'm not surprised. Tamara Kemp?
Man 1: Yeah! That's the one that everyone likes.
Man 2: It's such a shame that she doesn't think so, just because of some people.
by Alexander MacDuff January 21, 2011
Get the Tamara Kempmug. Refers to the time Maggie and Kellen wrote "YOLO" on Tamara's boobs and "because YOLO" became "because Tamara's boobs". True story.
by onetimeatbandcampistuckaflute July 25, 2012
Get the Because Tamara's boobs...mug. Tamara is the best thing that walks on this planet, a true Jeff Buckley lover she's the girl you need in your life. She has all the boys in love with her, has curly beautiful hair and brown eyes with the most beautiful smile ever.
"Heyy did u see Tamara today?"
"Yeah she looks like a sex bomb"
"She looks like a Jeff Buckley song"
"You are so right I wanna listen to lover you should come over when I see her"
"Heyy did u see Tamara today?"
"Yeah she looks like a sex bomb"
"She looks like a Jeff Buckley song"
"You are so right I wanna listen to lover you should come over when I see her"
Heyy did u see Tamara today?"
"Yeah she looks like a sex bomb"
"She looks like a Jeff Buckley song"
"You are so right I wanna listen to lover you should come over when I see her"
"Yeah she looks like a sex bomb"
"She looks like a Jeff Buckley song"
"You are so right I wanna listen to lover you should come over when I see her"
by Lalalashesathott April 23, 2024
Get the Tamaramug. Tamara Lounge
(noun)
No one just gets into the VIP booth at Tamara Lounge in Hayes on Uxbridge Road — you need a connection. And that connection is Tej, Choda’s massive bald cousin who bounces the door. Tej doesn’t do bribes, only jap’s eye tickles. Tej doesn’t take bribes, doesn’t take guest lists — he only accepts one form of currency: a cheeky tickle to his jap’s eye before the night starts. Once Choda pays the toll out back, Tej grins, adjusts his belt, and waves him straight through
Inside, Choda’s still in his hi-viz and steel toes, but he doesn’t care. The mandem are spraying Cîroc like it’s holy water, sparklers burning holes in the faux-leather sofa, and in the centre of it all sits a shisha pipe bubbling white grape flavour thick enough to fog the booth.
Choda grabs the hose like it’s Excalibur, takes the deepest pull known to man, then coughs so violently he projectile-whips his cock clean out of his jeans. Instead of panicking, he doubles down — launches into a helicopter in perfect sync with the shisha bubbles, blowing smoke rings through the spin like a travelling circus act. Aunty on the next table catches it all on Snapchat with the caption “Hayes madness 💨🍇🍆”.
By the end, there’s Red Bull mixed with ash on the floor, naan crumbs in the ice bucket, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 so loud it shakes the glass.
(noun)
No one just gets into the VIP booth at Tamara Lounge in Hayes on Uxbridge Road — you need a connection. And that connection is Tej, Choda’s massive bald cousin who bounces the door. Tej doesn’t do bribes, only jap’s eye tickles. Tej doesn’t take bribes, doesn’t take guest lists — he only accepts one form of currency: a cheeky tickle to his jap’s eye before the night starts. Once Choda pays the toll out back, Tej grins, adjusts his belt, and waves him straight through
Inside, Choda’s still in his hi-viz and steel toes, but he doesn’t care. The mandem are spraying Cîroc like it’s holy water, sparklers burning holes in the faux-leather sofa, and in the centre of it all sits a shisha pipe bubbling white grape flavour thick enough to fog the booth.
Choda grabs the hose like it’s Excalibur, takes the deepest pull known to man, then coughs so violently he projectile-whips his cock clean out of his jeans. Instead of panicking, he doubles down — launches into a helicopter in perfect sync with the shisha bubbles, blowing smoke rings through the spin like a travelling circus act. Aunty on the next table catches it all on Snapchat with the caption “Hayes madness 💨🍇🍆”.
By the end, there’s Red Bull mixed with ash on the floor, naan crumbs in the ice bucket, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 so loud it shakes the glass.
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, Tamara Lounge VIP was peak — Choda coughed mid-shisha, cock flew out, started helicoptering it through white grape clouds while aunty filmed on Snapchat, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 like it’s part of the set.”
“Fam, Tamara Lounge VIP was peak — Choda coughed mid-shisha, cock flew out, started helicoptering it through white grape clouds while aunty filmed on Snapchat, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 like it’s part of the set.”
by BikBoiCoq August 27, 2025
Get the Tamara Loungemug. Tamara is the best thing that walks on this planet, a true Jeff Buckley lover she's the girl you need in your life. She has all the boys in love with her, has curly beautiful hair and brown eyes with the most beautiful smile ever.
"Heyy did u see Tamara today?"
"Yeah she looks like a sex bomb"
"She looks like a Jeff Buckley song"
"You are so right I wanna listen to lover you should come over when I see her"
"Heyy did u see Tamara today?"
"Yeah she looks like a sex bomb"
"She looks like a Jeff Buckley song"
"You are so right I wanna listen to lover you should come over when I see her"
Heyy did u see Tamara today?"
"Yeah she looks like a sex bomb"
"She looks like a Jeff Buckley song"
"You are so right I wanna listen to lover you should come over when I see her"
"Yeah she looks like a sex bomb"
"She looks like a Jeff Buckley song"
"You are so right I wanna listen to lover you should come over when I see her"
by Lalalashesathott April 23, 2024
Get the Tamaramug. Tamara is the one for Teiary. They are meant to be forever and ever. They love eachother so much it’s unbelievable. Why can’t they get together already? They know they want to
by Leneshabatty December 13, 2021
Get the Tamaramug.