Chillin with yoda

The act of smoking marijuana

Dude 1:Yo bro wat are you doing tonight night?

Dude 2: Just picked up some dank kush gonna spend the night chillin with yoda.

by yakzebralaserattk November 04, 2010

Yoda Note

When taking notes in class, you miss the first part of the note, but get the last part. Thus adding the first part to the last part, making it look like Yoda himself wrote it.

Teacher: "The colonists were in political unrest in 1745."

Yoda Note: "1745, political unrest, the colonists were in."

by BaseHit5 October 04, 2009

Dirty yoda

When a girl is sucking your dick and when she’s about to swallow your cum you punch her and the jugular and when she try’s to speak it sounds like yoda

Bro that girl was giving me head so I gave her that dirty yoda

by Egreenberg11 March 20, 2019

Yoda pagoda

Where Yoda would meditate if he were a Buddhist monk.

Let’s get over to the Yoda pagoda to get into a better state of mind!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2021

Yoda me

A request for guidance on a subject that the asker is unfamiliar or out of touch with.

Geoff: Man I haven't been clubbing in years, Dave will you yoda me?
Dave: mmm, darker shirt must you wear to not look like glowstick in the blacklight, yes?
Geoff: Thanks, and stay close when we get there in case I get nervous
Dave: Worry not young Jedi, easy are the girls of London.

by Lucothefish September 07, 2009

bean yoda

bean yoda is a yoda that had too much poo that it explodes and becomes bean yoda

shaila just saw a bean yoda appear from the distance

by cervezz May 19, 2019

Yoda Flip

To take Ketamine (Special K) on top of Ecstasy while also tripping on LSD.

Last night became amazing when John brought Ketamine while we were already rolling and tripping. I would yoda flip everyday if I could.

by aLeVi8YRMinD March 20, 2019