first draft

a piece of work that is always going to be shit. beyond shit, its going to be the worst thing you have ever written. no one should ever see a first draft

"your work is horrible!" "Don't worry, it's a first draft" "oh that makes plenty of sence

by brutalbrute October 22, 2013

Back Draft

When after a long fart your boxer shorts get sucked back up your ass

After I ate tacos I farted so bad my shorts back drafted up my ass

by Jb9231 March 13, 2011

tappin' the draft

Poor quality version of scopin' the Jope

Winksta thinks tappin' the draft is an acceptable phrase...

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

Queef Draft

Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair

I was barebacking my bitch with no lube and it caused a Queef Draft and gave me 2nd degree burns

by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014

highway drafting

A driver in a motor vehicle following another vehicle or vehicles on a public highway, virtually bumper to bumper at matching speeds to decrease wind shear and increase speed of both vehicles. Originally used in professional motorsports to increase performance at superspeedways, some motorists employ the technique on public roads. Considered to be unsafe and bad road etiquette, many experts agree it should be only performed by professional drivers on a controlled track.

"If that jerk was any closer to my bumper he'd be in my front seat, I don't know if he's highway drafting or if he wants me to get over".

by machinefeeder March 24, 2011

draft dodger

The reason Canada's population is growing.

I'm a pansy and don't want to protect the country that has allowed me to live freely all my life, so I'm moving to Canada.

by Comrade Stalin February 17, 2005

ball draft

When a man lifts up one leg and usually places his foot on a desk or bench to maximize the amount of air that flows past his balls; hence ball draft !

That's a helluva ball draft that he's using to air-dry!!

by DirtySouth305 January 13, 2018