Tinder

A popular dating app for college students used on iphones and androids. In which you select individual based on your attractiveness to said individual and an individual brief statement. Its pretty much the most shallow thing in the world.

question:
"How can I creep on girls on my phone?"
Answer
"Tinder"

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by SweetDickTony April 13, 2014

tinder surprise

Meeting up with someone you matched with on Tinder. However they are the not the person you expect and end up being twice your age with no front teeth.

John: Met up with a match from Tinder the other day
Ben: What was she like?
John: He was 50 and was wearing his birthday suit. It was a Tinder Surprise alright!

by BkS December 2, 2013

tinder

The easiest way to get a quick root, with minimal interaction and no communication after coitus.

Rob: What was the name of the tinder girl you just rooted?
Peter: I have no fucking clue.

by nfhisdkdh May 27, 2014

tinder ho

Someone who is so addicted to Tinder that whenever they get bored, they message a new person for a hook-up.

"Jamie is such a tinder ho, she has a match for every single day of the year."
"Wow, some people don't even have that many Facebook friends."

by Tweeples November 26, 2014

Tieduckous

An emotion felt by the top 1% of Reddit.

'Ever since I was accepted into /r/lounge I've felt tieduckous.'

by Jeh1004 July 12, 2017

beef Tinderoni

When you bang a horny Tinder girl, and you find out she's hiding meaty lips in her panties, otherwise known as beef curtains. Hence, beef Tinderoni.

Jenny was so hot in her Tinder pic. I swiped right so fast. When we met up, I felt some extra meat in her pants. Once she slid them panties off, BAM! Full-blown beef Tinderoni! Still ate it though.

by the gordano January 4, 2017

Tidus

The main character in Squares Final Fantasy X. He is a dream of the fayth along with the rest of Zanarkand. The real Zanarkand was destroyed in a great Macinasp? war against Bevelle. SPOILER: Hence the reason he disapeared in the end of the game. Yu Yevon the one who created Sin was vancuished.

It's pronounced fuckin' TIE-DUS!..

Actually..

Pronounced Tee-dus,
but I'll call him TIE-dus just to be difficult.
Sounds better anyway.

Tidus was the best dream I've ever had.

by Geostigmagirl June 22, 2008