by ColorBank2000 January 26, 2020
Get the TikTokmug. 
the cancerous platform we are all addicted to for some reason. it is so cringey and so time consuming, yet for some fucking reason we all go on it for like 2+ hours a day.
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021
Get the TikTokmug. by Truckman20 April 22, 2019
Get the TikTokmug. by killschildcutely1873 September 21, 2020
Get the tiktokmug. an app made by the chinese government (since china is totalitarian) that succesfully merges the lowest scum of the earth and lowest breeds of man into one shitshow, let's break them down:
1. fuckboys or fuckgirls who use it to promote their onlyfans, or similar.
2. privileged girls who film their heartbreaks and break ups thinking they are the most important creatures on earth and get a lot of help from perverted men or idiots while people (including children, women, men, elderly) in syria, iraq, ukraine, palestine are getting killed and nobody cares.
3. talentless dancers who know that their dance will earn them millions and money, and some dude that spends months, years choreographing or learning to dance will probably be only seen by minimum 4 people.
4. some talented and modest people that contribute to society who were forced to download tiktok by their friends and who inevitably fell in the trap
5. neo-nazis or 14 yr. olds pretending they are nazis even tho their grandpa probably died fighting them
6. idiots (duh)
7. insecure people
8. smart people who use it to spread their false political, religious etc. ideology since they know most tiktok users
have an npc mentality and believe in the classic "source: trust me bro" and they would easily fall under his/her dogma, sounds familiar? yeah, adolf, next time.
1. fuckboys or fuckgirls who use it to promote their onlyfans, or similar.
2. privileged girls who film their heartbreaks and break ups thinking they are the most important creatures on earth and get a lot of help from perverted men or idiots while people (including children, women, men, elderly) in syria, iraq, ukraine, palestine are getting killed and nobody cares.
3. talentless dancers who know that their dance will earn them millions and money, and some dude that spends months, years choreographing or learning to dance will probably be only seen by minimum 4 people.
4. some talented and modest people that contribute to society who were forced to download tiktok by their friends and who inevitably fell in the trap
5. neo-nazis or 14 yr. olds pretending they are nazis even tho their grandpa probably died fighting them
6. idiots (duh)
7. insecure people
8. smart people who use it to spread their false political, religious etc. ideology since they know most tiktok users
have an npc mentality and believe in the classic "source: trust me bro" and they would easily fall under his/her dogma, sounds familiar? yeah, adolf, next time.
Tiktok, it's an onomatopeia for clocks ticking and minute-action, hence the short-form content.
(it's 2052, every human on earth is bound to their phone and may die if they look away from the phone for more than a milisecond since their attention span is too little)
alien 1: we come in peace (sees zombies on their phones walk by them watching short-form content)
alien 1:,(to alien 2), i told you that we should leave this developing civilization alone, remember what our god and favourite tv star picard said?
alien 2: what?
alien 1: "History has proven again and again that whenever mankind interferes with a less developed civilization, no matter how well-intentioned that interference may be, the results are invariably disastrous."
alien 2: damn, i guess you were right, off we go then, they (the humans) probably haven't even noticed us. Engage.
(it's 2052, every human on earth is bound to their phone and may die if they look away from the phone for more than a milisecond since their attention span is too little)
alien 1: we come in peace (sees zombies on their phones walk by them watching short-form content)
alien 1:,(to alien 2), i told you that we should leave this developing civilization alone, remember what our god and favourite tv star picard said?
alien 2: what?
alien 1: "History has proven again and again that whenever mankind interferes with a less developed civilization, no matter how well-intentioned that interference may be, the results are invariably disastrous."
alien 2: damn, i guess you were right, off we go then, they (the humans) probably haven't even noticed us. Engage.
by Pajcho October 30, 2023
Get the Tiktokmug. That one Chinese app which people dance random songs. The app has no purpose at all. In March 2020, the app skyrocketed in popularity due to 13 year old girls being "bored during quarantine". TikTok users are often called "TikTokers". The app is often populated by:
• Random people from New York City filming random "satisfying" stuff
• People who just wanna dance
• Trolls and people who bully TikTokers for their dance moves
• Those who download the app, make an account, and literally do nothing
A significant portion of TikTokers are random children with followers ranging from 15-1,000. Haters of the app often say that the app "ruins songs".
TikTokers often go to their "for you page" and scroll endlessly while watching an influencer dance nonstop for 15 seconds. Thots also populate the app, however they are rare. People who need followers also exist.
If you are from 2018, you've probably seen the ads of TikTok making the large majority of the ads you watch. Your little sister most likely uses that app.
• Random people from New York City filming random "satisfying" stuff
• People who just wanna dance
• Trolls and people who bully TikTokers for their dance moves
• Those who download the app, make an account, and literally do nothing
A significant portion of TikTokers are random children with followers ranging from 15-1,000. Haters of the app often say that the app "ruins songs".
TikTokers often go to their "for you page" and scroll endlessly while watching an influencer dance nonstop for 15 seconds. Thots also populate the app, however they are rare. People who need followers also exist.
If you are from 2018, you've probably seen the ads of TikTok making the large majority of the ads you watch. Your little sister most likely uses that app.
by nwf195 September 10, 2020
Get the TikTokmug.