clocktower therapy

To deal with frustration by going on a shooting spree. Used as a way of describing a very high level of frustration.

"I'm so glad I can take a couple of weeks off or I'd be ready for some clocktower therapy."

by Andrew July 03, 2004

Percussion Therapy

Time spent unwinding or otherwise blowing off stress and steam at a shooting range.

What a horrible day; good thing I already had a percussion therapy session planned for this evening.

by SgtBoom February 17, 2011

Projectile Therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.

I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.

by Jeremy Holler April 22, 2007

Gym Therapy

The act of calming down by going to the gym and getting huge.

Ben: I wanna do some backflips, I wanna go ran a marathon.

Chris: You need some gym therapy.

by dreadman11 May 17, 2011

Motown Therapy

Cinematic cliche, most often (but not exclusively) seen in chick flicks, where several characters get through an emotional crisis through singing, lip-synching, or dancing to an old Motown song.

...and then, just when you think Julia Roberts will never reconcile with the girls, the script throws in some Motown Therapy to save the day.

by Er Nino April 05, 2011

thot therapy

Thot therapy refers to any and all activity that encourages and accepts a person's sexuality and/or sex drive. Thot therapy includes but is not limited to slut support, banging your bros, and helping fellow hoes. Thot therapy is a positive thing and should never be used negatively.

I need some fucking thot therapy.

by Witchyheathen May 19, 2022

joystick therapy

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey, man, my girlfriend's on a trip, so I'm gonna go study up on joystick therapy.

by Scrubl0rdXD September 28, 2015