Theodore

hes so mf hot he should marry me fr
he has the most luscious brown hair known to humanity and also likes AOT
hes got sparkling brown eyes and is probably richy rich rich 🤑🤑 he tends to run fullspeed into bins and also will ignore u to play 8 hours of valorant using his monster dick infused braincells.
he pulls no bitches but is a 10

also very short
V: Omggggg Theodore is a ten but he ignored me for valorant!!!!
S: hes a short ass boy with the name of a chipmunk from a fictional movie.
by nadddies forever <3 July 20, 2022
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Theodore is a smart , handsome and loving person. As a friend you can allways relay on but you often get blinded by his kindness. He can be a real pain in the ass sometimes but not very often. But when he is he's super annoying.
Look at him. He's such a Theodore
by Sunshine and lollipops December 22, 2016
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A Theodore who has a 12 inch long Cock!!!!
by Master Senpai June 17, 2021
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This person has undiagnosed ADD and often wonders what kind of parent would look at a newborn and name it Theodore.
Theodore…like the fat chipmunk?
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Lit 🔥 he yeets people all day long he’s athletic and likes donkeys he is stupid sometimes
#1-Theodore is kinda annoying today
#2- omg I onow
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Typically a male with a massive dick. If your name is Theodore you have a massive penis. Someone named Theodore has very nice hair and is quite tall. And you will mostly find Romanian boys with that name.Theodore is a very sexy male with a really big dick.
Yo Theodore why do you have a such massive penis
Theo come play soccer with us
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Theodores are very nice, sweet, and caring. They make great spouses as well. They're always there for you.
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