A monster that comes in your car while you are belly dancing and it takes your red bull and drinks it all and yes that is his legal birth name.
by ChickenPoopFart September 14, 2019

Brad: "Hey Tom! Did you see Jimmy running around like a maniac?"
Tom: "yeah, he's been sucking off the red bull just to get through finals. "
Tom: "yeah, he's been sucking off the red bull just to get through finals. "
by ChazzzySan May 29, 2015

I can’t believe she gave me a Red Bull Boner .
Yo bro, I tried that Red Bull Boner tactic.
All she wants is the Red Bull Boner.
Yo bro, I tried that Red Bull Boner tactic.
All she wants is the Red Bull Boner.
by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024

A brand of energy drink that is equally as expense as it is bad, an 8 ounce wil set you back 1) your house and both of your kidneys (not that you need to sell them, they caused me kidney failure) and 2) your dignity, it is the starbucks of energy drinks, it tastes like cough syrup and costs you your health and reputation
Ultra Chad : why is Red Bull so expensive?
Ultra Thad : it's more of a status symbol than anything, like supreme and gucci, they aren't good, you use it to flex
Ultra Thad : it's more of a status symbol than anything, like supreme and gucci, they aren't good, you use it to flex
by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

A atrocious energy drink wannabe New Yorker club. Ignored by their owners and has no good trophies after almost 30 years.
Hey look! That Red Bulls New York fan is flexing his metal plates trophies! LOL no trophies for him!
by Your Favorite NYCFC fan February 16, 2024

An energy drink that, despite the bullshit slogan, does not give you wings, nor does it, despite what some people claim, does not contain bull urine or bull semen in it.
Fucking moron: I decided to mix my Coffee with Red Bull to switch it up.
Someone that is not a fucking moron: Do you want to die?
Someone that is not a fucking moron: Do you want to die?
by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2021
