Grundle puddle

sweat that comes from the taint which soaks the underwear after exercise.
Son, why are you're underwear wet?
All that running gave me a severe grundle puddle
by poopy butt August 30, 2016
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Gutter puddle

wtf stop being a gutter puddle...

That gutter puddle is salty.
by M0l0ch May 15, 2010
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Die in a puddle

An insult simultaneously telling someone they're short enough to die in a puddle while telling them to KYS
Person 1- *scares person 2
Person 2- "Go die in a puddle
by Derpman1256 March 12, 2017
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Mud Puddling

You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!
Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!
by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013
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Cow puddle

A cow puddle is used to describe a mass group of cows huddled together in close proximity. Appropriate for a group of 20+ cows within a 1 meter distance of one another.
Lexie: Yo, look at all those cows!
Matt: Wow, that’s one big cow puddle!
by Cowgirl28 May 06, 2021
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Pit Puddle

The embarrassing, nearly unavoidable, dark fabric discoloration caused by underarm perspiration.
I can't wear this shirt to the club tonight, bro! It shows the worst pit puddles when things heat up.
by 3van7 February 03, 2011
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hug puddle

She asked him politely to switch sleeping places so sbe wouldn't have to.lay on the hug puddle.
by Local Dirtball February 14, 2018
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