Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet
A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.
by Muham's_a_Nonce April 9, 2019
Get the Noncemug. Person 1"my PE teacher is a right nonce he looks at me in the changing room while I'm getting changed"
Person 2"yeah he sounds like one"
Person 2"yeah he sounds like one"
by BLLBAG man March 4, 2019
Get the Noncemug. by Salsalmone June 16, 2020
Get the Noncemug. Two types:
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law
SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law
SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap
by Allsaints221 February 16, 2020
Get the Noncemug. by LFC1977 February 6, 2021
Get the Noncemug. by IhaveTheBestDefinitions April 16, 2020
Get the Noncemug.