horseshoe commie

Someone who has gone so far right that they've fallen off the deep end into anti-Americanism and support places like China or Russia instead.

I see Tucker Carlson has become a horseshoe commie.

by Dweenius May 29, 2024

Alabama HorseShoe

When you obtain man milk and slather it on the bottom of someone's feet and let it crust

Person one: Im gonna give you an alabama horseshoe
Person two: Oh yes daddy i love my feet being crust

by c3rr0t July 4, 2025

anal horseshoes

The act that can lead to one having a horseshoe stuck up their anus, thus making them extremely lucky.

My friend Sam always does well in sports gambling groups because he is really good at playing anal horseshoes.

by Flank steaktastic October 31, 2015

The Horseshoe

With a semi erect penis fold the penis in half long ways and attempt to penetrate female vagina for double the pleasure.
Will not work if fully erect.

As soon as he performed the Horseshoe we heard a loud scream from the bedroom.

by Crimmdaddy April 23, 2018

pubic horseshoe

The minimum amount of hair you must shave on lady parts to avoid pubes in teeth scenario during oral.

Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.

Cor that bird last night had a right old hairy beaver, but it was alright as I found she shaved her pubic horseshoe!

by Sazzy J October 11, 2012

Hungarian horseshoe

A Hungarian horseshoe is an act where one gets mid-erect and inserts own penis into own butt then pleasures himself.

You guys go ahead with the orgy, I'm going to give myself a Hungarian horseshoe and watch.

by HungarianHamburgerHelperJones January 19, 2024

Christian Horseshoes

A euphemism for gay sex.

"Hey, Greg, you up for a game of Christian Horseshoes?"
"Damn Skippy I am, Carl. Saddle up big boy."

by Not Courtney Evans July 10, 2017