The Guillotine

What we're all going to write in if the major political parties don't start putting up better candidates.

"Which of these morons do you think is the lesser of two evils?"
"No, didn't you hear? We're all going to write in The Guillotine to send a message that we're sick and tired of this shit."

by Publius0987 August 9, 2025

The Slimy Guillotine

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.

"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."

by people_like April 28, 2022

Guillotine

A Death Grips single from their 2011 mixtape Exmilitary, widely known amongst Death Grips and non Death Grips fans for the iconic screaming of MC RIDE in the track. Despite it arguably being the worst song on the mixtape it is one of the most popular songs from it and their entire discography as a whole. This is possibly due to it being the only single from the mixtape posted publicly on mainstream streaming services due it being the only song on the album with fully original production and not requiring any sampling rights
This song is also a good way to weed out who is a real (or basic) Death Grips fan or if a girl is a red flag or not

"Yeah man I was sliding in that one girl's DMs the other night" - Guy 1
"Oh word?!?" - Guy 2

"Yeah I found out she like's Hello Kitty and she even like's Death Grips too dude her favorite track is Guillotine" - Guy 1
"Stay the hell away from that girl, total redflag man." - Guy 2
"Oh you think so?" - Guy 1
"Yeah she only said that so she could relate to your weird ass. Death Grips sucks dude, especially that one shitty song Guillotine" - Guy 2

by Zach Hill's Friend November 18, 2023

Italian guillotine

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."

"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"

by BDYY June 5, 2022

Raccoon Guillotine

When the asshole is trained tirelessly to reach peak physical excellence. This asshole will become so strong that it can decapitate an adult raccoon with a single flex.

Caiden’s so tight! He’s got a real case of a raccoon guillotine

by Lord Tickle August 28, 2025

willy guillotine

A toilet seat, that when put up soon falls back down again.

Fucking hell mate, you didn’t warn me about your willy guillotine! Your toilet seat nearly chopped my knob off!

by hey gringo October 17, 2025

Standing Guillotine

Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!

Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023