lasagna ribbon

a phrase referring to the lasagna-like folds of a vagina, in particular the labia

Dude, I saw Daniel's girlfriend's lasagna ribbon last night! That shit was like Stouffer's!

by patrickofcash September 17, 2010

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Devil’s Lasagna

The informal term for female genitalia, a.k.a. Pussy.

Damn I heard Joe just got a taste of the Devil’s Lasagna!

by Sir_TesticlesLXIX March 20, 2020

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The contents of a person's stomach after eating literal shit (the mince) from someone's asshole (See Human Centipede) and then swallowing a load of cum (the bechamel sauce), followed again by eating shit and then swallowing more cum. At least 3 layers are needed for it to be considered a proper "Stomach Lasagna"

"Oh dude, Jedd ate so much ass last night in between sucking all the dick he must have had a solid 5-layer Stomach Lasagna"

by The PassiveFist August 12, 2018

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sexual lasagna

When someone slaps a wet noodle on your cheesy ass

Me and my Facebook homeboy are gonna come over make you into sexual lasagna.

by Harbor Tunnelcunt September 16, 2016

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Baby lasagna

Baby lasagna is the saggy and wrinkly skin on a woman's belly after she gives birth to a child. It looks as though you are looking at a slice of lasagna from the side.

Tara is a m.i.l.f. but after I got her in the sack I noticed she had some nasty baby lasagna.

by Brando Pacino July 22, 2011

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shit lasagna

Its when you carefully place toilet paper down in the toilet before you use it. Then have a bowel movement on top, then wipe, put it down. Then move your bowels yet again, wipe, and put it down. continue to do this untill you have about Five to Six layers, and you will have your shit lasagna. (for looks eat a can of buttered corn about 15 hours before you attempt your shit lasagna.)

last night i was bored, so i decided to make a shit lasagna.

by David Remsen July 5, 2007

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