Jon Jonesing

To avoid fighting someone.

Diego wants to fight Yair but Yair is Jon Jonesing him.

by MMAmonkey8 June 11, 2025

jonesed up

pumped up, excited and wanting to do something. Example: On the TV series "Fast & Loud" he was about to buy an old lifted van & he asked Aaron what he thought and then he said "You're all jones up, you're gonna sleep in this thing tonight".

I'm all jonesed up to go racing.

by Jonesed Up September 25, 2013

Jonesing

To roast someone for a specific characteristic or trait in a joking manner.

Examples:
“Ol’ hotdog water breath havin’ ass”
“Ol’ peanut head havin’ ass”
“Ol’ not knowing your left from your right, lost in the woods head ass”

Usage:
“Tim was jonesing on Tom so hard”

by Saint Morales December 14, 2022

Gibsin up with the joneses

When one fantasy team bukkakes on another

He wasn’t really gibsin up with the joneses

by Gibsinupjoneses September 20, 2021

Jonesing

Talking more than you should. "Politicking." Macking on a girl.

"Are you still jonesing on the phone with this b*tch?"

by ElleChelleSky March 31, 2024

Jonesing

When you want something so bad that your mouth waters, your tummy hurts and you're brain can't get off of it.

I'm jonesing to see her again.

by I watch people souls November 23, 2021

jonesing to the jones

A deep desire to be someone else. A neighbor who has more or anyone and anything that you perceive to be better. The grass is greener syndrome.

They just bought a new Mustang and I am jonesing to the Jones right now.

by Gidgetagain August 27, 2019