Urban-itch

-the sudden itch to post a word on urban dictionary generally resulting in a stupid, unoriginal, and or dumbfuck word with a very low thumbs up to thumbs down ratio...
"Yea...Bova had urban-itch he just posted boomed on"

"Moron..."
by Dillown March 07, 2008
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Brain Itch

When you feel that your brain needs an good mental scratch in just the right place. Similar to a normal scratch, but is more mental than physical.

This can be solved with things like music, a good book/show/movie etc. A lot of playlists have been made for this purpose, but it is best to make your own.
Person 1: Ugh I'm really having a bad brain itch right now, any advice?
Person 2: God, that must be horrible, maybe you can listen to a good song?
by someone who translates stuff January 25, 2022
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Noosh Itch

n. A severe genital itch. Usually refers to an itch around the female vagina but may also apply to a burning itch in the grundle area of the male. Such an itch may be soothed while in public by discreetly walking side to side as to scratch the affected area with underpants or adjacent area of skin.
Andy, I have such an intense noosh itch right now and I don't know what to do!
by Andrewski July 23, 2006
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shit itch

Used to describe anything that is very annoying.
That really makes my Shit Itch!
by Shane November 07, 2003
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Jock Itch

1. An uncomfortable fungal infection on the genitalia caused by not washing or wearing your jockstrap too long. Common among sports players.

2. A clever insult used to describe an annoying person, like a wicked itch on your nads.
"Tom was being so annoying last night. You know the type, he's a total jock itch!"

"You're a Jock itch!"

"My computer is slow. It's being a jock itch!"
by G00DDAYSUNSHlNE November 19, 2008
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Earphone itch

That annoying itch you get inside your ear, just under you ear-bud, forcing you to take it in order to get to it.
Fuck! I've got the earphone itch! I had my ear-buds just the way I wanted too.
by JSHT August 24, 2010
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