Slinging Go-Gurt

The Act of after receiving head with a Condom on and then taking said Condom and hitting Someone with it.
Could be the person who gave head or a random bystander, Watch your head.

"I ended up Slinging Go-gurt at her and then leaving"
"I know someone around here Slings Go-Gurt so be careful"

by maire August 16, 2021

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Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.

Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.

by Throaterton Goaterton May 30, 2023

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move or act with great haste.

"we'd better gurt"

by ssnowh January 19, 2023

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A Friend/Acquaintance

YoGurt How are you?

by boouwe January 26, 2023

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Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.

Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.

by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023

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can be compared to the feeling of a orgasm. if you are feeling gurt then you are on cloud 9 rubbing it in circles. being gurt is just like if you were being a goofy gook

person 1:”how does my cream cum bubble feel in your face”

person 2:”omg it feels so gurt”

by clit rubber3000 November 15, 2023

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