This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022
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Dead Footy

The definition of a Dead Footy is some thing that lacks appeal, this may be used in frustration or directed at an individual on a night out.
Yo Caitlin is looking dead footy lads I won’t lie.
by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022
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Footy Head

A footy head is a person who love the game of rugby. Furthermore, it is a person who knows all the facts about the game of rugby. Also a footy head is someone who always has a rugby ball in their hands.
by footy head123 August 19, 2023
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Footy-Ballz

Them boys that some ppl cheer for a recess! And think they are cool for it! Yet, they are not :O Surprised?! I think so!
"Hey look! Them there Footy-Ballz are pretty hot ;) Too bad them ppl are making total ASSES out of them selves:(
by Abby!27 December 17, 2010
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pub footy

An Australian rules football league in Melbourne played by the greatest athletes on the planet. Whenever they play, everyone in the vicinity has to witness it. Commonly known as the greatest competition in the world.
Person 1: “Are you going to the funeral?”

Person 2: “Nah mate, I can’t, the pub footy is on”
by Theendofdays69 March 2, 2023
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