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footy family

An Australian family (not divorced). Normally with two or more children. The entire family goes for the same team. All the children do football training on Saturday morning (Auskick). The family poses a seeming endless supply of pointless team paraphernalia of which they will wear every moment they get. At school, all the children do is talk and play football during break time. They will also normally yell terms related to football during class time as random. Levels of intelligence across the family gene pool are questionable. Generally, all of the storage on the Foxtel box is used by recorded football games and various football related shows. Whenever there is a game, the entire family will crowd around the TV and yell at it. However on occasion they will attend an actual AFL match while wearing various layers of their team's merchandise.
That goddamn footy family, I can hear them screaming at the tv from next door!
by DinKukÄrMin September 30, 2017
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Dead Footy

The definition of dead footy is something that lacks appeal, it can be used to describe a situation or an individual on a night out .
Harry is dead footy don’t you think?
by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022
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Footy-Ballz

Them boys that some ppl cheer for a recess! And think they are cool for it! Yet, they are not :O Surprised?! I think so!
"Hey look! Them there Footy-Ballz are pretty hot ;) Too bad them ppl are making total ASSES out of them selves:(
by Abby!27 December 17, 2010
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play some footy

I’m depressed going go play some footy
by Throwupdem4z September 19, 2022
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Skin Footie

(noun) A dry foot job that peels the skin off of the penis with the calluses on the foot.
My girl gave me a Skin Footie, and now I'm in the hospital recovering.
by SkibonerEdgeLord January 23, 2025
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Angry Sticky Footy

When bae cares about your hydration so much that you just whip out your foot and stuff it into a pan of syrup while getting chased by Front Man from the Squid Games!!!
by plurgfish January 2, 2025
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Footy

To possess or obtain a fupa that resembles the silhouette of a booty
Dasia yo ahh got a front booty”. Infact nah you got a footy fat footy ahh
by Fupanisms April 10, 2023
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