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Desmond

Desmond if a mussy yellowed teeth black Haitian who always thinks he’s right but really needs to shut the fuck up and sometimes he acts gay round just for attention but truly and really he poor
Desmond Is really black and a bitch
by BBW black hat October 21, 2019
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desmond

Desmond is a absolute sexy and funny dude but at the same time a bit weird for shoving his dick in me last night and all this white stuff came out
by geamgm July 22, 2025
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Desmond

A term used in video gaming, in team based games, for players who leave their team to attempt a play in order to benefit their team, but when viewed by the other team is often seen as a "weird position". A reference to asdf movie when Desmond the moon bear didn't know how he got there.
Teammate #1: there's a Desmond on our flank.
Teammate #2: how did he get there?
by MarioManz February 19, 2020
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desmond

a male with a massive cock in dudes asses
guy 1: oh dez ur cock is so huge in my bootyhole
Desmond: oh yea bby
by urmomlovesme<3 April 4, 2022
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Desmond Tutu-ing

When you speak Spanish and are Hispanic and are thrown by people especially family members into the idea you don't speak Spanish or any hispanic people like you are from somewhere below the Sahara or a Boer.
Desmond tutu-ing
by Gonzalo555777 January 2, 2022
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Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)
Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond
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Desmond

He is the biggest chad ever.

All the women love him
But he ain’t a simp
Desmond is cool👍
by Asuer556 August 26, 2022
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