that's what she said!

A term with no real meaning, just used to annoy that of your friends/enemies. Usually turns a non-sex realted topic into one of that kind.

Asshat#1: "What's the deal with your cell phone?"

Asshat#2: "Yeah, it's really small."

Asshat#3: "That's what she said!"

Asshat#1: "Zing!"

by stendaar February 25, 2004

that's what yo momma said about you

The comeback to any insult/negative comment
see so's your face and i know you are but what am i
Can ONLY be countered by "if i wanted a comeback, i'd wipe it off your chin"

Protester: Your bloody war has killed hundreds, if not thousands of people, destroyed countless amounts of property, and has made your country the most infamous in the world, all in the name of preserving America's oil interest.
Republican: .............. THAT'S WHAT YO MOMMA SAID ABOUT YOU!
Protester: Well you got me there.

by gri-unit October 3, 2005

That's what she said

A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.

*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."

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by DJ Scuffy March 2, 2009

That's what she said

That's what she said is used when someone says something dirty without intending it to sound like that. You have to have a dirty mind to get them.

Kate: Ah, I'm all wet now and it's all your fault!!!
Hayley: Ew! That's what she said!
Kate: Gross! I meant your hose soaked me!
Hayley: That's what she said again! Haha, you're making things worse for yourself now!

Kate: FML.

~

by IdSayYoudLoveToTapThisHoneyyyy March 11, 2011

that's what your mom said

A mix of that's what she said and your mom.

Basically means the same thing as that's what she said, except you use your mom instead.

Bob: Damn, that was hard!
Joe: That's what your mom said!

Steve: I need a hard surface...
Jill: That's what your mom said!

by stellar angel kitty rawr x3 September 26, 2008

That's what she said

Turning something normal to say into something that sounds sexual by saying that's what she said

Jeremy: did you do the homework?
Bob: no it was too hard
Jeremy: that's what she said
Bob: the homework said what?
Jeremy: what?
Bob: your weird
Jeremy: your welcome

Bob: that's what she said
Jeremy: how does that even work?
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: what were we talking about before?
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: can you stop saying I'm not sure
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: STOP
Bob: that's what she said

by PERSON ON THE INTERNET YAH YEE September 6, 2017

That's what Rob's Mom said.

Rob's mom, who resides in Winooski, is the hottest piece o' ass in Winooski. As the butt of 'rob's mom' brand jokes, one must take a suggestive or euphemistic line in a conversation and immediately append the phrase "that's what rob's mom said" because Rob's mom totally gave it up to Malkovsky.

Sexxy Nate: "Hey Rob, did you really go to the deep south for love?"

Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."

Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."

Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."

by T-Dog Jenkins March 22, 2005