musty crack

An extremely dirty ass crack filled with feces, dingle berries and also a pinch of swamp ass plain and simple

Nigga one:dude sha-nae-nae ain't showered in weeks

Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on

by Both of your dads March 6, 2014

Musty Zoccali

A solo sexual act where a male makes a pizza (preferably with mozzarella cheese and lots of sauce) and uses the oil from the pizza as a lubricant, after he climaxes, he finishes all over the pizza and serves it to a large group of people.

"I was at Joe's party last night and he served us a good old Musty Zoccali"

by YaBoiShooterMcGavin February 15, 2015

Musty Sailor

The sexual act of a women who has not bathed in 3-5 days, then after intercourse she squirts in her partners face, enough to simulate a musty sea breeze.

George: “Hey Michael, you smell kinda bad, what happened last night?”
Michael: “Veronica gave me a Musty Sailor last night.”

by ohc@ptainmyc@ptain October 16, 2018

Musty Dusty

Preferably someone who is dry and stinks

“Oh she a musty dusty hoe”

by dumbdadadumbdumb October 21, 2018

Musty Mit

When you fart in a baseball glove and then cover someone's face with it.

I couldn't believe that Steve made that error out there, so when we were headed back to the dugout I farted in my glove and gave him my musty mit.

by Mrbojangles856 July 21, 2012

musty corner

A corner of something which is musty in odour or demeanour. Usually denotes the bad part of something, somewhere or someone.

If the corner of something has a bad smell this will be of unknown origin but will cause strokes when it comes into contact with nostrils.

"This pillow has a bit of a musty corner, why is that?" "Not sure but I think a random slept on it at that party here last week and now it's musty, i might have to burn it."
OR:
"Eeeewwww this is the musty corner of town isn't it, there's a LIDL over there look."
OR:
"What made your corner musty this morning?" If someone is in a bad mood.

by Fantastic Fy00g March 22, 2011

musty sweets

The scent of girls' farts and/or girls' farts.

All girls have musty sweets. That was totally a musty sweet. My farts are the definition of musty sweets today. They do smell musty and sweet! Musty sweets! Perfect!

by drksassily December 17, 2010