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wham bam thank you mam

To fuck a girl, quickly leave, and never talk to that dumb broad again
Guy # 1: You still talking to sally?

Guy # 2: HELL NO! It was just a wham bam thank you mam
by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009
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Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!

1. a situation where a man (a client?) has a sexual quickie. Maybe it's during a break period.

2. a euphenism for just plain ordinary non-kinky sex. No oral or anal or role-playing or S & M jive, just slide it in. Sometimes referred to as simply "wham, bam!".

3. What rock'n'roll chameleon David Bowie interjects after the last verse and before the grand blowout of his classic hit "Suffragette City". It's on the legendary protopunk album "The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders of Mars".
1. James and Mary had a hot time in the storage room this afternoon. It was so brief but so electric and so intense it was a case of "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!".

2. Jojo was walking around the streets of Salt Lake City when he saw some college students unpacking a Volkswagon. They told Jojo that they were going to do some kinky sex acts, threesomes, an orgy and such and invited him to join them. Jojo declined. They asked him what kind of sex he liked doing. He just deadpanned "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!".

3. On the CD version of the "Fire And Gasoline" album by Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols there is a cover of "Suffragette City". Steve Jones substitutes the " Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!" line with "Wham, bam, load it baby!".

4. Ahhhhhhh, wham, bam, thank you ma'am!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 18, 2009
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wham bam thank you sir

Have quick sex with a guy then leaving
Girl #1:Girl it’s been fifteen minutes why do you look so out of breath.
Girl #3:you just had a wham bam thank you sir didn’t you?
Girl #2: YOU ALREADY KNOW!!
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Bro thinks he's Ishowspeed

The definition of someone thinking that he is Ishowspeed ,a person who is famous for his insanity, random noises and his talking ben videos. This word is usually used to reference the famous Ishowspeed copy,, whiteboyem.
"Bro thinks he's ishowspeed. He's probably going to be the next whiteboyem."
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Big bean , sorry i meant Thanos

Big grape boii with 13 chins and likes wet salmons and vegetable soup boi

he runs around with a collection of shiny rocks with the scent of bacon and sausages from his sexy oven mit
Big bean , sorry i meant thanos means one snap and your momma gone
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NOW SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAY THANK YOU

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE. Say Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE

said Andre Taylor and Tracee Ross and Tyler Perry. and Oprah Winfrey and Beyonce and group odd strangers say to you and they tell you day THANK YOU and say I DONT GIVE A FUCK now say DO YOU!
After a period of time of Your bill payments stile

Payments lost car house jeep. Reak doen because you not realize vandalised robbed hacked A group of people your gender have been being being harassing bullying force friending obnoxious trying friend you give you spiked food drinks stalk follow you eventually rape straight you.you dont know where you woke up at or did.then group same
sex rape you.THEY DAY NOW SAY YOU ENJOYED IT.rainbow gang stalked you
You say you raped me.
They say so we signed you up to same sex trafficking to WELCOME TO PCH our world mission.tell police we wont stop until your voice eye color change ...wait...they did.ON TO THE NEXT!!!Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it.FAN.victim.
Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.
Happy birthday is the opposite Spirit of becoming a Christian but it's a new creation in rainbow .
Happy birthday is what they say after they rape you with same-sex and then they tell you to say now say you liked it and say thank you. Now we gave you a COMMUNITY ELECTRONIC TV RADIO NEWS world wide HARDheart Specisl induction say Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. Do what we say Now say you do and you doing you Do You. You gonna take it and like it. You free Now say you enjoyed it. YDO NOT TELL ON COMMUNITY HOW WE RO THINGS ARPUND HERE. Say It # say Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.
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wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am

Dave: Hey dude guess who just got lucky last night!
Greg: Sweet. What's her name?
Dave: Anna, she's hot as fuck!
Greg: Have you called her yet?
Dave: I never got her number...
Greg: Sounds like a case of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am.
Dave: Shit.
by Joshua666 August 11, 2013
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