Testicular Fortitude

Something Tony Montana had, balls.

"I break my balls(Testicular Fortitude) for no one."

by Anthony69 July 5, 2006

testicular holocaust

Getting shot in the testicles.

That nigga felt testicular holocaust from that trap packing heat.

by El ritardo June 29, 2018

testicular expectorant

Yet another term for seminal fluid, semen, or cum.

Babe, if you keep sucking my dick, I think I'm going to shoot my testicular expectorant in your mouth.

by Jambo Schlarbeard July 12, 2006

Testicular Mancer

When a man suddenly gains enough cocky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.

Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.

One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"

Paul: "Hey, did you hear? Randy just asked out Judy on a date!"
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."

by MAN SANDWICH October 27, 2008

Testicular Retraction

When a person absorbs his nutsack into his kidney.

*BREAKING NEWS*

Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.

by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019

Testicular Dyslexia

Testicular Dyslexia is when your balls can't read the room right. That's why rape cases are so high. Therefore, do not think with your balls.

Jonanthonan has testicular dyslexia but he keeps saying he doesnt because hes a misogynist.

by Not A Penis-Possessor January 8, 2022

Testicular Lebronism

Having balls as big as Lebron

person 1 - bro im a testicular lebronist who follows Testicular Lebronism
person 2 - lemme see it :smirk:

by zerve October 2, 2022