Where redbull comes from
Bro A: Hey bro, what are you drinking?
Bro B: Redbull bro!
Bro A: Ew, you know it comes from Bull Testicles, right bro?
Bro B: What?
Bro B: Redbull bro!
Bro A: Ew, you know it comes from Bull Testicles, right bro?
Bro B: What?
by superior_intellect035 August 7, 2018

1) A guy who cheats while still saying he loves you.
2) A guy who is married or in a "committed" relationship and still hits on you.
3) A guy who says he's really interested in you and then has sex with another woman.
4) A guy who leads you on, tells you he has feelings for you and won't end the relationship he is in or begin a relationship with you.
2) A guy who is married or in a "committed" relationship and still hits on you.
3) A guy who says he's really interested in you and then has sex with another woman.
4) A guy who leads you on, tells you he has feelings for you and won't end the relationship he is in or begin a relationship with you.
Example 1-
Girl 1: I thought you were going to get with this guy?
Girl 2: I was but it turns out he's a totaly Testiclous lackitious!
Example 2-
Woman 1: So what happened to make you and your husband get a divorce?
Woman 2: I found out he was Testiclous lackitious.
Girl 1: I thought you were going to get with this guy?
Girl 2: I was but it turns out he's a totaly Testiclous lackitious!
Example 2-
Woman 1: So what happened to make you and your husband get a divorce?
Woman 2: I found out he was Testiclous lackitious.
by TerinLu May 1, 2013

Bro 1: Damn, I just took the worst shit of my life yesterday!
Bro 2: Was it a turd testicle?
Bro 1: Yeee maan...
Bro 2: Was it a turd testicle?
Bro 1: Yeee maan...
by jenny56868 August 13, 2011

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"
Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)
Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)
a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?
b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling
b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling
by Third Testicle August 3, 2009

by maxramage150 December 30, 2021

by Gamergeneral May 13, 2016

The balls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. Women don't have testicles so we need something to freeze off besides our breasts because that would be saddening for both sexes. The moment when you get your groin area submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your theoretical testicles falling off.
When she cannon balled into the water, you could see her theoretical testicles shrivle and fall off.
by Electric Llithium (KillJoys) July 29, 2011
