Tentacle Nipples

1. A horrific physical condition, probably genetic, in which tentacles extend from one's nipples in correlation with one's bitchy emotions. The tentacle nipples emerge extensively during full moons, sometimes stretching for miles and miles, wriggling grotesquely.

2. A nickname for one who suffers from said condition.

I wouldn't go for him if I were you; he has tentacle nipples.

by HarlotHolla March 14, 2011

testiclette

1.) A uniquely small, but cute testicle.

2.) Another way of saying testicle. Sometimes pronounced with a french flare where it is pronounced more like, "tes-tee-clay".

1.) Awww, your testiclette is so charming, but how do you cope with such a small sack?

2.) Why do you have to be such a testiclette?

by Willy Wonka Man April 27, 2008

tentacle monster

A many-tentacled monster appearing in hentai (japanese porn cartoons) that often rapes women and young girls.

how the fuck could you be turned on by this shit?

See Urotsukidoji

by lah~ April 19, 2003

testicles in your mouth

Self explanatory, there are testicles in your mouth

Yo why you got testicles in your mouth?

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021

Testicle Tadpoles

Testicle Tadpoles: n. A peciluar, yet humorous way of refering to sperm.

Saudi's testicle tadpoles are swimming in his girlfriend's eye ball.

"Sensually suck the pole, and I'll give you some testicle tadpoles."

by Woo-Ladd February 24, 2009

Testicle Clap

The act of air humping causing your testicles to make a clapping sound against your stomach and gooch. Mostly occuring when you have recently stepped out of a pool or shower.

After stepping from the shower timmy decided to award himself an applause using the testicle clap.

by spo2126 August 5, 2009

testicle toss

The name your brother gives the game ladder toss when he doesn't know the name

What's that game with the two balls on the string called? That's called testicle toss!

by Thebeigebebluewhale June 28, 2015