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tesla date 

When either you or the person you’re out on a date with owns/ rents a Tesla and you push the front chairs all the way forward, and the back chairs down, then you put an air mattress in the car and proceed to Netflix and chill in the car.
“I really wanna go on a Tesla date with someone
tesla date by NGCANL January 11, 2020

Tesla owner 

Somebody who is not sure of the road rules or how to drive and require some assistance driving on the right side of the road. Often times you will catch them rolling through wealthy neigborhoods admiring houses and running stop signs.
Hey, watch out for that tesla owner driving in oncoming traffic!
Tesla owner by Tesla owner April 3, 2020

Tesla Long Boi 

A Tesla bull that thinks Tesla stock will go up significantly in the long run
Person 1: When Tesla stock goes down, I buy a bunch more because it's still undervalued.
Person 2: Ahh yes, I found another Tesla LONG BOI
Tesla Long Boi by TESLA LONG BOI October 15, 2020

Tesla Tower 

A card in the popular mobile game, clash royale that is a absolute fucking machine on defence. If your opponent has tesla, just close the app. You are not winning.
Him: plays tesla tower on my hog rider
Me: jumps off a bridge

Tesla Cock Prod  

Nikola Tesla was an inventor and a electrical engineer whose theoretical work formed the basis of modern alternating current electric power (AC) systems.

While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.

Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a "Tesla Cock Prod ". She never came so hard in her life.

Also known as a Edison Reamer.

Tesla Sexual 

A tesla sexual is a person who bought a brand new Tesla and cannot stop thinking or talking about, cannot get out of it and feels he is in a romantic and sexual relationship with his new vehicle that there is no place for another person in his life.
My buddy Karthik turned into a Tesla Sexual after purchasing his latest Tesla 3.
Tesla Sexual by Desi Bugger September 4, 2018