Arctic Teabag

When it’s so damn cold out your balls retreat deep inside the abdominal cavity leaving a tightly drawn in scrotum incapable of being fondled, pulled or performing a cherished teabagging of your mate.

I squatted over Rachael’s face this morning to wake her with a nice teabagging but the heat was out and I had the Arctic teabag going on.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

half-steeped teabagger

A person who sympathizes with the Tea Party movement, but does not explicitly identify as a member.

Not only is he a Republican, he's a half-steeped teabagger!

by Raikuron October 11, 2011

Teabagistan

The country or land where teabaggers live, grow and thrive.

Upon exiting the political rally, the teabaggers hopped on their bus, and drove home to Teabagistan.

by ridddder October 5, 2012

twin teabagging

Having two sets of balls in the mouth. The name is fairly self explainitory itself.

did you see the whore on the internet getting a twin teabagging from those two dudes? It was amazing, yet horrifying!

by macdaddy June 10, 2004

Indian Teabag

A guy is having his nuts sucked from underneath (69'ing) (like a regular teabag). At some point, he spreads his cheeks and plants his asshole firmly on her forehead....leaving a brown dot.

"Brenda said she wanted to learn about different cultures, so I showed her the Indian Teabag."

by Sideburn Steve September 17, 2008

arabian teabag

A cross between Arabian goggle and a teabag. You need a close freind to work. One of you puts Your scrotum in the victem's mouth. While The other person puts Their scrotum on the victems eyes. Wake the person up and let the fun begin.

The party may have been over, but the fun started when we gave Joe the Arabian teabag.

by Kevin Landry September 17, 2005

vampire teabag

Another name for a tampon, specifically a bloody one.

I was taking a whiz, and I'll be damned if I didn't see one of her vampire teabags in the trash.

or

Here's what was clogging the toilet, one of your vampire teabags.

by MTalos August 15, 2003