Tatum

A adjective to describe one of many things:

1) A decent looking chick with thunderous thighs and a big ass.

2) A chick that is so fake, she doesn't even know what's what.

3) A chick who's name and reputation alone is know throughout a whole college campus.

Dude A: "He man, check out that chick"
Dude B: "Relax bro, she is so Tatum."

Stud A: "I'm going to bang that chick"
Stud B: "No man, haven't you heard she's a Tatum.

by GoldenEagle9871 October 12, 2011

Channing Tatums

Tater tots smothered in chipotle and served smashed, via a hammer (to exemplify how retarded Channing Tatum is).

Dude, I could go for some Channing Tatums right now.

by theretardedchef March 21, 2011

Tatum Garner

The most popular girl on Earth. She's loved by every guy, and has the prettiest hair known to man. Very popular, and makes friends easily. But she can also make enemies fast by stealing boyfriends..

Man, she's such a tatum garner!

by Yo Dawgg October 21, 2011

channing tatum

Actor who appeared in movies such as Coach Carter, She's The Man, and Step Up. As sad as this makes me, Channing is bisexual, and said he has been in relationships with men before.

Did you see that new movie Step Up? Channing Tatum is in it.

by Alexxi August 21, 2006

Tatum

A "Tatum" is a someone you call who steals a crush or a boyfriend from you. Meaning she can steal people just like "Channing Tatum" steals women's hearts.

"She's stole my boyfriend"

"She's a Tatum"

by tslynn June 23, 2014

Jayson Tatum

A basketball player who plays horribly and loses massively in the NBA finals

Wow he played like Jayson Tatum

by JaysonTatumLover123 February 6, 2023

tatus

The perineum. A retrospectively developed latinate variation on taint. Origionally referring to a brace of freshly killed rabbits, taint came to be primarily associated with that part of the rabbit anatomy most readily available to inspection when strung upside-down upon the end of a stick. Tatus is taint's more refined cousin, having been exorcised of its residual provincial overtones.

Rusty - "Dad, is it wrong to touch another man's tatus?"

Rusty Senior - "Not at all. Now cut away the gusset son - a tatal inspection is in order"

by Andrew Piglet July 16, 2008