Tarzan

An ape man who wound up in Africa from England, was assigned Viscount, raised by apes, and is able to literally swing on vines using his bum-cheeks holding the bottom.

That begs the question...

Was Tarzan ever chaste before he met Jane? Or was he clappin’ them gorilla cheeks? 👏🏼💋💋💋

by MrWhomstDVe February 26, 2020

Tarzan crust

A combination of semen, period blood, and yeast infection residue. That attaches to ones pubic regiona after sexual intercourse in Flint, Michigan.

Ethans Tarzan crust cut his hand while he tried to masters with his tears.

by Tommy2 Tone March 6, 2024

Tarzan Tits

Prominent pectoral muscles on a man.

I work the fly machine at the gym because I want Tarzan tits like Vin Diesel’s.

by Mic Rofoon July 4, 2022

Tarzan mullet

when your hair is long wild and crazy.

yo home boy has'nt had a hair cut for a minute he got a tarzan mullet.

by booyah316 April 3, 2011

Tarzan Twist

A move where you double up and double down onto a man when he is reading to swing from the trees. He wants to be tased so do it. The receiver will always be named peter and he most probably loves dogs a little too much to the point it is creepy.

Yo I just tarzan twisted my homie bro. Peter could not handle my gawk gawk 3000

by The Tarzan Man February 10, 2021

drunken tarzan

Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.

Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.

by BeerdedWonder July 5, 2018

Posh Tarzan

To have a wank with a leopard print condom

‘Oh Barbara, he’s a real animal. Caught him having a posh Tarzan last week’

by anonymous March 15, 2023