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tarzanism

(n.) overcoming boredom by yelling; the uncontrollable urge to yell and scare the crap out of others.
When work became too quiet, Lori showed her inner tarzanism by letting off with an incredible AAah-ah-iii-ah-iii-ah-ii-aah yell making her co-workers jump.
by LadyCorinne May 11, 2014
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Tarzaned

A mentally deranged league of legends streamer with a huge ego who tells to other players that he will snap their necks and calls them waste of oxygen.
This guy reeks ar toxicity, a very toxic character playing the most toxic game.
He thinks himself to be some sort of Superhuman for being good at a videogame as adult and he looks down at everyone else as they are subhuman.
It's unbelievable how somebody would support this guy, look at the first definition, somebody would suck his cock for a session of coaching IN A FUCKING VIDEOGAME FILLED WITH MORE MENTALLY DERANGED PEOPLE.
Not to mention that he is an adult, literally an adult , acting 10000 more toxic than an edgy 12 years old kid who fucks your mom.
This guy is the perfect definition of narcisim.
If you support this guy with more than a view and you Genuinely think that he is 100% sane please seek mental help.
Person: Tarzaned is cool
Person2: you're mentally deranged
by Davvn June 7, 2022
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Tarzan and Mary Jane

Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
by QuacksO July 23, 2023
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Neck Tarzan

I can't find Raoul, I guess he's out playing Neck Tarzan again!
by Big-t Tarzan October 25, 2023
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Tarzan Nutbuster

A Tarzan Nutbuster is the process of a Male has is butt hair braided by his significant other and then pulled on until he ejaculates.
The Thai man had a Tarzan Nutbuster on a Tuesday to celebrate the big win
by Barry Mcokhener June 18, 2024
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Tarzan mullet

when your hair is long wild and crazy.
yo home boy has'nt had a hair cut for a minute he got a tarzan mullet.
by booyah316 April 3, 2011
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Tarzan

Someone who doesn’t let go of their bf/gf till they have another in their hand, as is swinging from vine to vine.
A: "my current girlfriend decided to leave her then-boyfriend for me."
ten months later
A: "my ex-girlfriend left me for some other guy"
B: "She's a tarzan. She doesn’t let go of one vine till she has the other in her hand.
by Traumaform June 26, 2018
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