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Alex Tao

He is a wet tay tao and harrasses animals
OMG there's an Alex Tao. He is pretty...

FLIPPIN ANNOYING!
by fuckualex May 6, 2019
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rim tao

total enlightenment after simultaneously giving and recieving a rim job.
woah! that fucktard is totally rim taoed after his night with betsy
by Leslie Kneel-son! January 20, 2011
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Hu tao

Hu tao is the most sexy ass motherflipper alive she can lick my bussy hair till its dry and make out with me 1000 times a day.
Person:ayo lesbian girl who is hu tao??
Me: my wife you fuggin bitsh stay back
by Hutaorailmeuwu October 9, 2021
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Tao, taoism

A philosophy of oriental origin, comprised of pothead logic.
by marc February 19, 2004
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Tao Te Ching

The 2500-year-old Chinese text that forms the basis of Taoism. A short and simple text that promotes peace, simplicity, and the power of nature. Also spelled Dao De Jing or Daodejing.
I ordered a copy of the Tao Te Ching to look over this week. It's a great read!
by JohnnyLennon January 15, 2012
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Taos Turn Signal

A Taos Turn Signal occurs when someone turns on their turn signal either during or after the turn for which it regards. Although this action is common everywhere, it happens a lot in northern New Mexico, and has become somewhat of an inside joke among residents around New Mexico to call a late Turn Signal a Taos Turn Signal.
"Every time I find myself at this stop sign, no matter who it is, whoever is in front of me pulls a Taos Turn Signal."
by taoseno October 19, 2008
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Ping Tao Munchkin

The Sidekick of Luck you Always pray for on those days you need just something to smile.

Will appear and grant you 1 wish. sex related and Hand you a fresh cabbage for you to munch on .

Usually found in London waterloo station selling big mac's
" i got hit by a car.. luckily the ping tao munchkin turned up just before i died. and i managed to save myself. also he handed me this. Great tasting cabbage. Thank god for the Ping Tao Munchkin"
by Bryman!326 August 8, 2009
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