Alex Tao

He is a wet tay tao and harrasses animals

OMG there's an Alex Tao. He is pretty...

FLIPPIN ANNOYING!

by fuckualex May 6, 2019

rim tao

total enlightenment after simultaneously giving and recieving a rim job.

woah! that fucktard is totally rim taoed after his night with betsy

by Leslie Kneel-son! January 20, 2011

Hu tao

Hu tao is the most sexy ass motherflipper alive she can lick my bussy hair till its dry and make out with me 1000 times a day.

Person:ayo lesbian girl who is hu tao??
Me: my wife you fuggin bitsh stay back

by Hutaorailmeuwu October 9, 2021

Tao, taoism

A philosophy of oriental origin, comprised of pothead logic.

Taoism, "The way"

by marc February 19, 2004

Tao Te Ching

The 2500-year-old Chinese text that forms the basis of Taoism. A short and simple text that promotes peace, simplicity, and the power of nature. Also spelled Dao De Jing or Daodejing.

I ordered a copy of the Tao Te Ching to look over this week. It's a great read!

by JohnnyLennon January 15, 2012

Taos Turn Signal

A Taos Turn Signal occurs when someone turns on their turn signal either during or after the turn for which it regards. Although this action is common everywhere, it happens a lot in northern New Mexico, and has become somewhat of an inside joke among residents around New Mexico to call a late Turn Signal a Taos Turn Signal.

"Every time I find myself at this stop sign, no matter who it is, whoever is in front of me pulls a Taos Turn Signal."

by taoseno October 19, 2008

Ping Tao Munchkin

The Sidekick of Luck you Always pray for on those days you need just something to smile.

Will appear and grant you 1 wish. sex related and Hand you a fresh cabbage for you to munch on .

Usually found in London waterloo station selling big mac's

" i got hit by a car.. luckily the ping tao munchkin turned up just before i died. and i managed to save myself. also he handed me this. Great tasting cabbage. Thank god for the Ping Tao Munchkin"

by Bryman!326 August 8, 2009