tampon

a carboard dildo that women shove up there vagina to stop them bleeding

ahh ahh harder fuck thats hard to pull out but the sensations nice :P nicee tampon :P

by sheeney123 January 16, 2011

tampon

Tampon, Something every girl has... therefor my defenition, Tampon something every Chick has.

Honda Civics are tampons... every chick has em.

by Fred July 23, 2004

tampon

What I and every other straight guy and lesbain girl wants to be when she grows up.

Tampon has to be 20 letters long, right?

by Growing up fast. November 22, 2007

Tampons

a device that girls wear to keep their thongs getting filled wit internal juices (tasty!!)

Susy: Do you ever use tampons

Gina: No, I go all natural and bear it all, can't you see that stain

by I Love Katie and Hilary March 7, 2003

A tampon

a piece of metal girls stick up their pussys for fun. also can be as a budget sex toy.

wow..... your using a tampon?
wow.. mind if i try?

by koktopussy November 15, 2020

tampon

Synonym for being a childish or bitch.

Used in reference to having an unreasonable amount of time and an uncanny ability to waste the life of everyone around / near / on the same continent as you.

The mids are being tampons again. It really wouldn't matter if we took our relic back with the entire realm of Hibernia and one mid defender. They'd still blame the mushrooms and mentalist healing abilities.

by Double U Tea Eph Grow Up People February 4, 2004

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

by minion tampons July 11, 2022