tampon

a carboard dildo that women shove up there vagina to stop them bleeding
ahh ahh harder fuck thats hard to pull out but the sensations nice :P nicee tampon :P
by sheeney123 January 15, 2011
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tampon

Tampon, Something every girl has... therefor my defenition, Tampon something every Chick has.
Honda Civics are tampons... every chick has em.
by Fred July 23, 2004
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tampon

What I and every other straight guy and lesbain girl wants to be when she grows up.
Tampon has to be 20 letters long, right?
by Growing up fast. November 02, 2007
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Tampons

a device that girls wear to keep their thongs getting filled wit internal juices (tasty!!)
Susy: Do you ever use tampons

Gina: No, I go all natural and bear it all, can't you see that stain
by I Love Katie and Hilary March 08, 2003
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A tampon

a piece of metal girls stick up their pussys for fun. also can be as a budget sex toy.
wow..... your using a tampon?
wow.. mind if i try?
by koktopussy November 16, 2020
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tampon

Synonym for being a childish or bitch.

Used in reference to having an unreasonable amount of time and an uncanny ability to waste the life of everyone around / near / on the same continent as you.
The mids are being tampons again. It really wouldn't matter if we took our relic back with the entire realm of Hibernia and one mid defender. They'd still blame the mushrooms and mentalist healing abilities.
by Double U Tea Eph Grow Up People February 04, 2004
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tamponator

A person who inserts a tampon into what ever orifice they can eagerly find on another person; with or without the consent of that other person.
If you ever come in contact with a tamponator be sure to close your legs and mouth, at least.
by Timothy July 09, 2004
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