tailgating

When you find an ass so fine that you will literally like to spend hours partying there.

That ass is so sweet i am seriously considering tailgating.

by TAILGATING December 27, 2011

tailgate

the rear portion of a muffin top that hangs slightly over butt cheeks.

"hey man check out that cougar's tailgate, it's an extreme landing pad".

"fold up your old lady's tailgate, it's about to fall off".

"woke up after a long night of drinking and her tailgate was crushing my penis".

"judging by her Mom's tailgate, she's gonna have one too someday"!

by pbates May 2, 2008

Talkative

Getting high and/or stoned.

"I was gettin' TALKATIVE with my parents the other day!"

by Mitch Sanders June 26, 2006

tangatan

when cheap fake tan goes wrong, resulting in a orange/yellow skin colour. Mostly seen on young silly girls and CHAV's

yo yo G look at dat fake ass tangatan girl

yeah she luki rufff

by masterbateman September 24, 2005

tailgating

while making out with a girl, you slide her pants and panties down, and procede to finger her vagina by reaching over her back and ass. Some agility might be required

matt was tailgating amy while getting a blowjob

by nrb155 December 28, 2005

Tailgating

When one gay male, through manual use or the use of a car jack, spreads the butt cheeks of another, allowing a safe landing for a third member of the party, achieving a touchdown.

My roommate was planning on "Tailgating" some guy last night and asked me if i wanted to be the place kick holder.

by Damonisfuckingcool November 8, 2011

Australian Tailgate

An Australian Tailgate is considered one of the most obscene and profane form of suicide. This act can also be used for murder, but due to its length and complexity, is more common as a suicidal act.

First, you must freeze enough bleach to make a 3 foot long rod capable of fitting in your asshole. Once this is complete, you begin to tie yourself, by your feet, to the ceiling while inserting the rod of bleach into your supple asshole, resembling a tail. Once this is complete, you proceed to allow an emu to tear off your clothes while turning up the heat to allow the bleach tail to melt into your system. As the rod/tail begins to melt, you begin to suck the tip of the emus beak as it regurgitates your clothes back into your own mouth. By the time all of the clothes have been thrown up into your digestive system, the rod of bleach should be fully melted, killing you from the inside out.

For those whose lives are upside down, an Australian Tailgate can erase that frown.

by Lacktoesandtollerant June 13, 2018